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jon f mn · Aug 8, 2018

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SDE · Aug 8, 2018

I will say things like that. Sometimes my girlfriend laughs, but she does not always figure out that I am joking. If other people laugh, that is great, but if they roll their eyes, I figure that it is their problem and not mine, and I just let it go at that.

oldtanker · Aug 8, 2018

That one has been floating around the net for years but it's still funny no mater how many times I read it!

Rick

JPK · Aug 8, 2018

I really like that one.

chuck machinist · Aug 8, 2018

My boss just came over and asked me if I was all right, I almost fell to my knees laughing. Thanks for making my day John

JerryS · Aug 8, 2018

The way I heard it he was laying in the road out in front of the house, lickin' his junk, when a car hit him.

oldtanker · Aug 8, 2018

Jerry, I've seen it the way Jon posted it, the way you did and "got hit while chasing a car".

Rick

RBnSC · Aug 8, 2018

I heard that before and appreciate it because that is just like something I would say. Unless my wife was there to stop me. She knows how my mind works and will stop me before I can get started. Only she's not always there.
Ron

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