Today's funny

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Most fathers learn those four words early on too

The boy crashed a golf cart at age 8. I was pretty sure he cracked a rib. For 2 weeks I tried to make him laugh and he would cringe. Then I told him why. 6 years later we told his mother.

Funny how it was OK for dad to give his daughter a cookie but god forbid he give a cookie to his grandchild.

Brings back some wonderful memories of time with my grandpa

One of mine taught me how to drink beer and the other taught me to chew tobacco. I've pretty much given up the beer but not the Copenhagen. Tony

I learned how to be a Grampa from one of the true masters! My Grampa had about a 52 Ford pickup, and every Saturday he would load up his trash for a run to the dump. He would stop over to our house and pick up our trash, and me and my younger brother. We'd go to the dump and watch the big machinery compacting and burying the trash. Then we'd go to the drug store or the grocery store and pick out several big bags of candy. And always one extra bag of candy that we had never tried before, but my Grampa said it looked good, so he bought it. We drove around town the rest of the morning, eating most of the candy and checking out the progress at some local construction sites. He always made sure we were home just before noon, where he dropped us off with any leftover candy. My Mom always met us at the door, and scolded my Grampa for giving us way too much candy and ruining our appetite just before lunch. I couldn't figure out why Grampa was so happy every week when he got scolded. He would just chuckle a bit, grin ear to ear when he got in the old Ford, and would always shout as he started down the driveway, "See you next week, men!"