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jon f mn · Feb 8, 2018

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caterpillar guy · Feb 8, 2018

Not bad. Have heard it before.
My wife likes the one about the bull wagon and the scale man. Driver of bull wagon pulls on to scale in Weigh station. Scale man says pull out back and come in. Driver gets to the counter in scalehouse, and weigh master says your over on your drives. Driver says I just load them I don't tell them where to stand.

leroy in ne · Feb 8, 2018

Yep, Wore out my Jerry Clower 8 track tape listening to this and others, I really liked the Knock Him Out John one

2underage · Feb 8, 2018

That is a lot of BULL.

grizz02 · Feb 8, 2018

Two bulls on a hill young bulls says lets run down there and " do" some of those cows the old bull said lets walk down there and "do" them all😜

4520BW · Feb 8, 2018

Listen to him on you tube all the time!

Donald Lehman · Feb 8, 2018

What's wrong with that cow? Got a broke leg. BOOM! Killed her graveyard dead. Sir, what's wrong with you? NOT A THING IN THE WORLD! Remember that one?

oldsarge · Feb 8, 2018

Shoot Ol' Blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pat sublett · Feb 8, 2018

At work: A guy had some minor surgery ; all he could talk about for several days, was his surgery, We were sitting around talking at break and he said ?When I had my surgery?. A cute little Blond interrupted him and said: Did you hear about the two cows that got separated when they were young and met at the stock yards later in life, one was talking about what a great life she had had, plenty of grass, plenty of water and three handsome bulls in the pasture. The other cow hadn?t had it so good. It was a long way between bites of grass, water was scarce, and only one old steer in the pasture and all he did was stand around and talk about his surgery; That was the last time we heard about the guy?s surgery.

Frank 41 · Feb 9, 2018

An agronomist was giving his speal when an old farmer in the back kept saying his cow died. He stopped and asked the farmer what he meant. He said my cow died and I don't need your bull. A true story.

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