Guess it's a funny day...

kcm.MN

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In my younger days we had an 8 row NH3
applicator that was manual fold. I would
just fold up the outside row on each side
to move so it was still 6 rows wide. One
time had a bunch of hoods heading down to
the river get behind me and honk so I
jerked the rope and gave them a snort! They
turned around..fast.
 
Cousins family had put a trailer in the corner of a lot for some of the expanding family/young folk. When they moved on, the trailer was rented out. My cousin was running the place by then, and had trouble getting paid and/or getting rid of dead beat renters. Until he surrounded the spot with a healthy dose from the spreader.
 
My pa got a group once. A few guys in suits parked their car in our field drive and got in another car. My pa wanted to spread some manure on that field.....kinda runny stuff, before it froze again in the night.....you can see where this is going

A few hours later ....

The guys come back still in the fancy threads....what a show watching em try to get that slimy, kinda freezing smelly car out.
 
That's it? That's the end? No more? Surely, somebody here can finish the saga ...... go for it boys !!!
 
The guy who put me in my first semi truck tells the story about hauling steers that just came off of the pasture. He was all most to the stock yards in E St. Louis and a jerk in a convertible was honking and shaking a fist at him(all he needed to do was pass,two lanes going the same way). When Jack got to the light to make his right turn, the fancy white leather interior car pulled under the right side of the trailer,Did I mention that the top was down? The steers took care of the rest.
 
Had a former from away neighbour stand in front of
the tractor flapping her arms one day I was
spreading manure. When I stopped she demanded
to know what I was doing. I said I'm spreading
manure. She pointed towards her house and
informed me her well is in her front yard and I was
going to contaminate it. I educated her in the law of
gravity and said there's no way the run off from
manure was going to run up the hill towards her
house through the 100' of woods across her yard
and into her well. She threatened that if I was so
smart she'd test her well water and I'll bec
responsible for any expenses and inconvenience
occurred by her if there was any sign of
contaminants. Never heard from her again.
 
There's a story about two of Mama's brother's
taking a stake side truck load of cattle to
Petersburg and stopped at a light. Lady pulls up
beside them in a convertible (top down!) and one
of the cows whizzes over the side! Sad part was,
she was stuck between two vehicles.
 
When coming up on a cattle/hog hauler on the interstate, I am very quick to get around or back off. I've been squirted once, hope to avoid it happening again. I don't think there is enough washer fluid in a car to get your windshield clean after that happens. gobble
 

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