Today's funny

jon f mn

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I had a teacher that wouldn't let you use fingers when doing math. WELL I FOOLED HER!! Sixty years latter my fingers still work just fine.
 
30 days hath September, April, June and no wonder,
All the rest eat peanut butter,
Except Grandmother,she rides a bicycle,
And a vest has no sleeves.


WHY IS AN ORANGE???
 
FROM MY EDUCATION, COMIC BOOKS...30 DAYS HAS SEPTOBER, APRIL, JUNE, & NO WONDER, THAT ALL THE REST HAVE ONLY 31, EXCEPT GRANDMA, & SHE SMOKES A PIPE...
BE BLESSED, GRATEFUL, PREPARED...
 
The way I learned it from my uncle:

30 days hath Octember,
April, June and no wonder.
All the rest eat peanut butter, except Grandma;
She drives a big, black Buick!
 

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