Goose
Well-known Member
Maybe danged little.
Two widows lived next door to each other in a trailer park. Two elderly widowers lived across the drive. All the old guys did was sit under a shade tree and play checkers all day.
The widows tried everything they could think of the try to get the gentlemen interested in socializing, but nothing worked. They?d bake pies when the breeze was right to waft the aroma over to the two men, and other schemes, but all the old geezers did was sit under their shade tree and play checkers all day. Finally one of the widows told the other, ?There ain?t but one thing left to do, Elviry, we gotta streak. So, they found an appropriate time and did their streaking bit.
After they?d streaked, one of the old men asked the other, ?Was that them two widders again, Jake??
?Yep?.
?What was they up to this time??
?Don?t rightly know, but whatever they wuz wearing sure needed ironing?.
Two widows lived next door to each other in a trailer park. Two elderly widowers lived across the drive. All the old guys did was sit under a shade tree and play checkers all day.
The widows tried everything they could think of the try to get the gentlemen interested in socializing, but nothing worked. They?d bake pies when the breeze was right to waft the aroma over to the two men, and other schemes, but all the old geezers did was sit under their shade tree and play checkers all day. Finally one of the widows told the other, ?There ain?t but one thing left to do, Elviry, we gotta streak. So, they found an appropriate time and did their streaking bit.
After they?d streaked, one of the old men asked the other, ?Was that them two widders again, Jake??
?Yep?.
?What was they up to this time??
?Don?t rightly know, but whatever they wuz wearing sure needed ironing?.
