Today's funny

jon f mn

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• Aug 23, 2017

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Donald Lehman

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• Aug 23, 2017

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My grandparents favorite: Fiddlesticks!

 

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Steve@Advance

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• Aug 23, 2017

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Our old Baptist preacher would get frustrated and say "Oh cat hair!"

Never heard it from anyone else.

 

SweetFeet

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• Aug 23, 2017

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I think they forgot:
Holy Smoke!
Fudgesickle sticks!
Aw, Fuzzy Pickles!
Dad Burn It!
Whoopsie Daisy!
Whoooopers!

And YT oft-used: Sheeeeeeesh!

 

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oldrocks

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• Aug 23, 2017

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My grandpa used to say "Rasberries". I sure miss him.

 

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KEB in GCMS

Member

• Aug 23, 2017

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Thank Jon!, Made me think of my GranPa, he was always say Dad Blame It!

 

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Rich'sToys

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Location

Southern MN

• Aug 23, 2017

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A GAL I know says, "Oh sh-sh-sh-sugar!"

 

Goose

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• Aug 23, 2017

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When Tom Osborne was in his heyday as Nebraska's head football coach, if he got really, really riled, he went so far as to say "Dadgummit".

If the team didn't do well in the first half of a game but did remarkably better in the second half, people would say, "Osborne must have said 'Dadgummit' in the locker room at halftime".

 

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oldsarge

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• Aug 23, 2017

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fricastratin sadafratic fuddamudda whut (first time I ever tried to spell it,been saying it for 50 years)

 

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Cheesehead Fred

Member

• Aug 23, 2017

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This whole topic reminded me of at least 4 older folks who are no longer with us. All four did not just expect good manners, they demanded them! I really miss them, and the kind of behavior that they exemplified. Thanks for posting!

 

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bmack95hd

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• Aug 23, 2017

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I think I have used a few of them in the past not knowing there was a cheat sheet for future reference.

 

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JerryS

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• Aug 23, 2017

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Fricklefritz! Consarnit!

 

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RwEny

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• Aug 23, 2017

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How about phileramicpackinlumer

 

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2underage

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• Aug 23, 2017

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Watch your mouth, young lady!

 

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Copperhead don't play

Member

• Aug 23, 2017

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I was working on my car and the wrench slipped. Busted my knuckles bad. I yelled "thank you Jesus" over and over. (It seemed to reduce the pain.) Little did I know my pastor had walked up at the same time.

 

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MARK ROBKE

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• Aug 23, 2017

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Balderdash.Mark

 

SweetFeet

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• Aug 23, 2017

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OKaaayyyy. LOL!

 

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old-9

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• Aug 23, 2017

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Had a Sargent First class, used to say "mother -of -pearl". Great guy, spent New year's eve with him (on duty)in a police station in Germany, 1967/68. Glad that we had no problems that night. joe

 

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jon f mn

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• Aug 23, 2017

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My favorite came from my grandson Gage, "Dang namit ennawayz!"

 

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Steve@Advance

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• Aug 23, 2017

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Could have been worse!

A LOT worse! LOL

 

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2x4

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• Aug 24, 2017

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In Mexico one day walking down the street I passed a Mexican working on his car, under the hood. He screamed & I learned some Spanish. He'd put his hand against the hot manifold!