Time for a joke

37chief · Jun 20, 2017

Husband and wife are in church. Wife tells husband, I just did a silent fart, what should I do. Husband says, put new batteries in your hearing aid. Stan

Steve@Advance · Jun 20, 2017

Good one! (pun intended) LOL

Flatulance...

A never ending source of entertainment!

Phil9N3667 · Jun 20, 2017

Uh, oh!! Can't blame that on the little kid sitting beside you!!

MSS3020 · Jun 20, 2017

had a neighbor years back that came over while i was working on my truck.. Just to shoot the bull.. all the time he stood there he farted.. and it wasnt quiet.. never stopped for a sec just kept on talking.. I wanted to ask him if he he was all right but wasnt sure about making a comment since he didnt confirm nor deni even though we both knew it wasnt me.. I also have had folks say OH...EXCUSE ME..

I was brought up with farting and its just funny.. Gpa loved it..always lifted his leg up when he did it..

Like the joke..

jeffcat · Jun 20, 2017

Or a dog.

JMOR · Jun 20, 2017

Barking spider in here!

fixerupper · Jun 20, 2017

This brings back memories. A few years ago when we stood up for the final hymn in church the lady in the pew ahead of us let a big loud one rip. At about the time the hymn started the fragrance reached us, whoooeee. I could contain myself enough to be able to sing but Marilyn was standing there covering her face with the hymnal. We never did tell this story to anyone in our church out of respect for this lady, she was old and not healthy but we haven't forgotten it. How many of us have had to sit in church holding one in? How many will admit to it? LOL

wisbaker · Jun 20, 2017

Confucius say man who fart in church sets in own pew?

Gambles · Jun 20, 2017

LOL!
I've got a 5 lb. chihuahua that somebody dumped on us about 8 years ago. He likes to be on your lap in the evening on his side or legs straight up in the air while he takes a nap. On occasion, this dog can really make the air thick....for only being 5 lbs. Anyway, one night he was on my lap laying on his side snoring away and I noticed that he moved a rear leg just a little bit, like an involuntary jerk. About 5 seconds later, it was unbelievable how bad it stunk. I guess he had to move his leg to ease out his gas.

jacksun65 · Jun 20, 2017

Just told my dad this joke we laughed untill we cried Thanks for the laugh

Handyman · Jun 20, 2017

If you broke where you cracked you would be a short feller.

noslendnalel · Jun 20, 2017

Being the only one in a grocery isle, thought it safe to let one rip, but when I rounded the end of the isle this nice lady say's "nice one"

2x4 · Jun 21, 2017

buddy was always looking for an unsuspecting kid & saying " Pull my finger...".

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