Pretty Good Joke

Married2Allis · May 6, 2017

An Engineer dies ... and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"

Satan says, “Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God is horrified. “What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!”

Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."

God says, “Send him back up here, or I'll sue."

"Yeah, right,” Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer??

sms · May 6, 2017

Same joke baseball related. World series winners killed in plane crash, go
to heaven, God challenges the devil to a series. Devil laughs says you may
have the players but I have all the Umpires.

js305 · May 6, 2017

A little different, but relevant...

Some guys sitting around talking about "stuff" got into a discussion about what kind of engineer might have been the one to design the human body.

This brought about a big argument about how the different parts of the body work: One said it had to be a mechanical engineer, just look at all the bones and joints and complexity of same.

Another said it had to be an electrical engineer, referring to the brain and how all the electrical connections there control everything.

It went on and on, finally one had the answer. Civil engineer. Who else would run a sewer through a recreational area????

JOCCO · May 6, 2017

A ship sank at sea and the sharks ate most
of the passengers. Only ones who survived
and rescued were lawyers. Trying to figure
out why the sharks did not eat them only
answer was professional courtesy!!!

Batel · May 6, 2017

So a business man, a doctor and a lawyer are golfing when lightening strikes and kills all three. They are suddenly standing before St. Peter and he says, "It's a bad day on earth, we're on the express plan today, just one question for each of you determines your eternal fate. He looks at the Business man and says, "In the century of your birth a ship hit an iceberg and sank, name that ship. The Business man says, "Titanic?" "Good you may pass to your reward my son," says St. Pete. He looks at the Doctor, "On that ship many died, approximately how many?" "Around 1500 I think," says the doctor. Good, my son, that's pretty close, pass to your reward. The Lawyer thought, "I've got this aced, this is a cinch." St. Pete turns to the Lawyer and says, "Name them."

SVcummins · May 6, 2017

I guess the joke was engineers go to heaven ?

Andy Martin · May 6, 2017

Goes along with why thieves are so stupid. Well, they were the crooks who were too stupid to go to law school.

Pretty Good Joke

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