Emergency! Emergency! warn your wife/GF immediately

There is not a moment to loose! My wife is a classy dresser. She has probably thirty pairs of shoes after recently cleaning out and throwing half of what she had away. She has probably a dozen handbags/purses. She orders clothes on line and returns what she doesn't like. The ladies at the post office tell us that she gets twice as many packages a week as whoever gets the second most. Yesterday she brought a box to me that had come USPS that had to be for me because the packaging was a little rough. I wasn't expecting anything but I opened it and it contained pillows. No big deal, we change the pillows in the living room every year or two. Then she exclaimed, "Oh my purse pillows!" she went on to explain how in storage that purses and pocket books can bend over and fold so that when the lady goes to use it there can be a visible crease in the fabric or leather. One would then have to cancel or postpone going to the store or post office or out to dinner because a lady can't be seen with a crease in her hand bag now can she? So this is a set of probably six pillows of various shapes and sizes, to keep any sized pocket book crease free. So guys, there is not a moment to loose! Before you find that your evening plans are ruined because your lady's handbag has a crease in it, show her this picture so that she, too can get her set of purse pillows and not be forever scarred by being seen in public with a creased hand bag.

Just tell her to stuff all the shoes in her purses. Then she can keep
the matching ones together, take up half the room and still no
wrinkles. Dang, purse pillows, never heard of such a thing.

Wow! Guess I should count my blessings every day. If I explained the concept of "purse pillows" to Mrs. Shoo, she'd get as big a laugh out if it as I do.

Whew. In lucky I guess. My wife
never totes a purse. DL and debit
card in back pocket, she good o
go. If she ever (twice a year )
wears a dress I get to tote em.

I too am amazed,,and I have a city wife...we can thank the internet and face book for spreading such rediculis ideas..

Like the pocket fisherman, veg-a-matic, buttoneer,....

Oh wait, no Interweb then! I think we are forever haunted by the ghost of Ron Popeil.

Yes the evolution of advertising..and it is really "Snow Balling" now...

I think my wife could give yours a run for her money, but luckily she hasn't discovered this yet... at least I hope not. Her last project was to rummage antique stores for old cups and saucers to make table decorations for Easter morning breakfast at church.

What's the big deal, your wife likes to keep her stuff looking nice. It's good to be with someone who takes pride in every detail how they look in
public, a lot of people don't care anymore and put in zero effort.

Thirty years ago I made two predictions. Now I find I was wrong on both. First one was women would never shop on line very much because they need to see and feel and try on the product they are buying. Second was, would never do away with pay phones. Cell phones would never be that reliable. Wife says I'm wrong most of the time.

I never realized what a lucky guy I am , as my wife is so well grounded and able to
resist the urge to blow money on silly things like "purse pillows ". Why not just
stuff the handbag full of the money you don't spend buying junk instead , or even
old newspaper and a bar of soap to keep it smelling pretty ?

My wife spends a lot of time online, but she's never figured out how to buy anything online. Hopefully, that won't change. Her relationship with computers is adversarial on a good day.

She's had a computer of her own for 14 years, but all she does is email, Facebook, and surfing the 'Net. I don't think she even knows how to do anything offline like Word or Excel. I suggested recently that she take some computer classes to expand her knowledge, and she said all they do is talk about a bunch of stuff she doesn't understand.

I thought the reason you took classes was to learn about things you don't understand. But-maybe it's better this way.

I have it on good authority (SWMBO) that crumpled paper is an acceptable substitute under nearly all circumstances.

Once again I'm in the wrong business.

Nice rug.

Thanks for the laugh! This made my day.
I hate to say this, but your wife is a minor leaguer compared to our neighbor lady.
She gets one FedEx delivery, one UPS delivery and packages from the post office every day.
I asked the FedEx driver one day when they are going to build the distribution center in our neighborhood, he got quite a chuckle on that one.

Now what we need are organic, range fed, non-GMO purse pillows.

Have a great day, Larry

I learned to quit ask'n. ;-) gm

Your a lucky guy. It may cost a buck or three but I know from personal experience that it's worth it to be married to a well turned out Woman who always presents herself
like a lady.

I can see tractor forum has turned into opraha