O/t Practical joked my wife good yesterday!

I dropped her off at the grocery store while I ran some errands. I went in when I was finished and I couldn't find her anywhere. I saw a full cart of groceries left unattended beside the washroom that based on the recycle bags and cart contents I was certain was hers. Pull the cart behind a corner and hid watching her while she came out looking for her cart she just spent 45 minutes filling. The look on her face PRICELESS!! We're still laughing about it,I'm sure she's already plotting her payback lol

be careful....very, very, careful.
God has no punishment equal to that of a woman's wrath!

When is your funeral? Practical jokes are what puts the FUN in FUNeral!

Haha ain't that the truth!!!

Treading in dangerous territory there friend, I'm not married nor have a girlfriend, and I know this. :>)

I do stuff like that lol. It's sort of a game to see who can startle who the most. We like to hide around the corners and scare each other. I usually get her each night when I head up for bed. She's usually downstairs for a few more minutes than me each night, so I'll go up and hide in one of the doorways or closets on the way to our room and jump out. When I really get her good she usually decks me in the side lol. She gets me from time to time as well...

Hello philip d,

So how are your sleeping arrangements? Garage or dog house?

Guido.

Ever watch that tv show called "Wives With Knives"? You might be on the next episode. That show never ends well for the husband.

Haha still in the same bed! I took her out for a huge burger after,where we live in April many restaurants compete to be the burger love champion so lots to pick from.

thats a good idea,,smooth things out with a good burger,,,smart move!!!

My dad told me one time "h has no fury as that of a PO'ed women with a frying pan in her hand.
How he knew that I never did find out.

I park the truck at Walmart and tell her I will wait in the truck while she goes inside the store. Then I move the truck to a different spot but where I can see her when she comes out the door trying to remember where we parked. After a minute I drive up and pick her up.

Another is when she is in the passenger seat and starts to doze off, I ease over onto the rumble strip. Wakes her right up every time. Never seems too happy about it though. :mrgreen:

Every now and then when she walks in front of the truck to get in....I hit the horn and she still jumps. My other favorite thing is to wait until she just passes the hood going to the door and hit the windshield washer....always good for a scream and mad red head. Oh yes, my all time favorite is based on the fact that she is scared of very high bridges that go way up and then way back down. I wait until we get upward and keep talking to her so she won't suspect....then let a yell like "ahhhhhh" we're going over while jerking the wheel a little that way. :shock: Never fails. This happened because the last two years when I was in the navy, we lived in Pensacola, Fl. I got a Honda motorcycle and we rode that thing all over the place. Out to the beach etc. Two bridges going out there, one is flat and long, the other is not too long but goes way up for the sea going vessels to pass under from the bay. We got right up to the top one time and a wasp flew in under my shirt sleeve and proceeded to sting the you know what out of me. I instinctively let go of the handle bars and slapped the snot out of that varmint. I have good balance so it was not a problem to keep going straight. But I heard this screeching behind me and then some whimpering from the red head. Dang red head can scream good even with a helmet on. She started hitting me like that was really going to help the situation. All was good though...that leads to the fear of high bridges. MUHHHhaaaaaa, just waiting for the next high bridge....she always forgets. :evil:

I do similar things to MRS. Jocco or tell her I bought some tractor (when I didn't)!!! Got so now all she says is whatever or no surprise. One of the best ones was she was asleep in the car I pulled up in front of a parked trailer truck. Hit the horn and hollered. She needed new under ware!!!

My wife will get a revenge on me way worse than my joke.

Good one!

Oh dear lol there's a video on YouTube where a family is following a road tractor is being towed backwards they are following it as the mother is sleeping. They are taping the poor soul as the father wakes her up announcing there's a truck coming,my wife says she'll kill me if I ever did that lol