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jon f mn · Jan 9, 2017

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Anonymous-0 · Jan 9, 2017

That's why I don't play the lottery.
I still have a few dollars in my pocket.

Steve@Advance · Jan 9, 2017

Yep, self inflected tax on the poor!

Copperhead don't play · Jan 9, 2017

I do not have a problem with the lottery. It is a self imposed tax on ignorance.

larry@stinescorner · Jan 9, 2017

Jon ///If you won you would buy a new tractor trailer//////and shoot at it??,,,,lol Then crush it with a Case track hoe ///then dig a big hole and bury it?

farmerwithmutt · Jan 9, 2017

I have a big gambling problem it is called farming i dont need to make it worse.

Traditional Farmer · Jan 9, 2017

Well no one ever said the poor in society were the smartest,if they were the smartest they'd have some $$$$.

jon f mn · Jan 9, 2017

If I ever win the lottery I'll leave this truck so fast I'll be half way home before it stops rolling.

Zachary Hoyt · Jan 9, 2017

"I used to have a dollar, gonna have a dime someday" as the song says.
Zach

TJ in KY · Jan 9, 2017

I asked a co-worker years ago what he would do if he won the lottery, He said "I guess i would just keep farming until I ran out of money"

Dr. Walt · Jan 9, 2017

LOL. What's the point of saving a Lotto ticket thats over 4 years old and didn't pay? LOOK at the printing date 11/26/2012 . LOL

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oldtanker · Jan 9, 2017

(quoted from post at 06:29:56 01/09/17) Well no one ever said the poor in society were the smartest,if they were the smartest they'd have some $$$$.

Just because someone is poor doesn't mean they are stupid either. Intellect and common sense often don't come bundled together.

Rick

Rich'sToys · Jan 9, 2017

At my local BP station I can take the dollar I would have spent on a ticket and by adding 16 more cents to it I can buy a cup of coffee. That way I'll at least have a little something to show for my investment!

farmerwithmutt · Jan 9, 2017

Where i work they sell coats for 150 plus
complete with instructions on how to run the
zipper.

Alan K · Jan 9, 2017

I told the clerk at the store once that maybe I should just give them the dollar then at least one of us would be ahead. I always figured if I never checked them....I could still win lol. I used to joke with the clerks and say "Go ahead...tell me Im a loser"

larry@stinescorner · Jan 9, 2017

the only guy I know that has won the lottery without even playing it is Loren the Adirondak Case Guy,,,he lives like a king and is truly an inspiration to all of us,,dont you agree?

RBnWA · Jan 9, 2017

It s like I tell people I d spend a million to win a million.Why bother. RB

olgentdc · Jan 9, 2017

that's funny,,. but not one of those numbers are reminding you over and over that buying a ticket is REALLY voluntary Taxation

dr sportster · Jan 9, 2017

It is an amazing machine that can sell little pieces of paper for a buck. Not for me but still amazing.

jeffcat · Jan 9, 2017

Do you know how there is a REALLY big payout tonight? How many are standing in line?????????????

WalJohn · Jan 9, 2017

(quoted from post at 10:52:31 01/09/17) At my local BP station I can take the dollar I would have spent on a ticket and by adding 16 more cents to it I can buy a cup of coffee. That way I'll at least have a little something to show for my investment!

You never buy coffee. You only rent it.

Rich'sToys · Jan 9, 2017

Good point!
Even at that I still get more for my money than buying a lottery ticket.

2x4 · Jan 9, 2017

that's how old the joke is.

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