Funny Christmas Gifts

Married2Allis · Nov 29, 2016

Ever give or get a 'funny' gift for Christmas? Growing up my brother wrapped up something one year in a big box. He put it around the tree and I couldn't wait to open it. On Christmas morning I found out -- it was a used motorcycle tire with mud on it!

In past years my wife and I have cut way back on gifts and once in a while she'll put a can of baked beans or something in a box and wrap it up. Pretty funny when you open it, gets alot of laughs! This year I found something inexpensive that will be perfect for her. It is a 'monster T shirt' and on the front is a picture of the closest thing I've seen to the BAD MOOD she gets in from time to time. LOL

casecollectorsc · Nov 29, 2016

You're living dangerously.....

nrowles · Nov 29, 2016

used to do gift exchange at wife's grandparents. Got her uncle one year and got him green and red boxers with a bunch of bells at the bottom.

JimS · Nov 29, 2016

I was invited to a small sort of office party when I was in the Marine Corps. They did a Secret Santa deal where you drew names
and got a gift. Most of the gifts were gags. The company gunny and first Sgt drew each other. There was a fair amount of
animosity between these two. Top got the gunny a giant eraser for huge mistakes and the gunny got 1st a rectal douche to "clear
his mind." The gunny ended up trying to use the eraser of the first sgt and the top tried using his douche on the gunny. It was
a heck of a wrestling match before we pulled them apart. I actually think they got along better after that. It was all rather
entertaining. They made Black Friday shoppers look sane. Haven't seen anything quite like it since.

JML755 · Nov 29, 2016

I've worked at places that have a White Elephant gift exchange. IMO, a waste of time, money and effort. Last year, someone in our family suggested a White Elephant exchange. Wife and I said "we'll pass". Don't need to receive gifts that we'll never use, take up space or are just plain hideous/stupid just to give someone a chuckle at Christmas.

2underage · Nov 29, 2016

Wrapping up some old piece of junk and giving it to someone as a Christmas gift sounds a little cruel to me. I just do not see the humor in it.
Giving a wife a crazy shirt is not so bad if you got her a nice gift too. My wife would just laugh at that t-shirt your wife is getting but then she would know better things are coming.

Goose · Nov 29, 2016

Sometimes I think MASH was one of the best documentaries of the military ever made.

I can actually see all of that stuff happening, except maybe for more distinction between ranks.

retired farmer · Nov 29, 2016

I hope you are close friends with the family dog because you will be sleeping with him when she opens that gift.

CCer · Nov 29, 2016

When our girls were young, about elementery school age, a boy gave one of our girls a statuette of
a dog by a fireplug. It was NOT appreciated. One Christmas time, a younger daughter, having no
money to go shopping, wrapped up the dog as a present, and gave it to a family member. It has
become a tradition, the reciever keeps the dog on display in their home the whole year, and passes
it on the next Christmas. That little dog has a lot of miles on it, even to foreign countries!

jlewis457 · Nov 29, 2016

When I was young I was told to get something for someone that you would want yourself so when I got
my teenage sisters name I got her silly puddy, wasnt the best gift for her. Now in my fifties, two
years ago guess what I got from her, I still played with it what the heck

farmerwithmutt · Nov 29, 2016

I like to go to amazon and get Christmas
cards I love the funny ones there. For some
odd reason people open my cards when the
kids aren't around.

Jdr315 · Nov 29, 2016

One year my ex brother in law told my mom he didn't want anything for Christmas when she asked. So mom wrapped up a box with nothing in it. We all had a pretty good laugh we he opened it.

CLYDE MASON · Nov 29, 2016

one year dad couldn't find can opener for his pop.he raised h###l.fron that day on my two sister got him 10 opener each year. we all had fun. but not dad

omahagreg · Nov 29, 2016

Must be 12 years ago now, by BIL and SIL were pregnant with their 4th child. BIL said he was going to get that fixed after the birth! I had just gotten some Red Wing shoes-which come in a neat cardboard box with a carry handle. I then bought him all the 'fixins' for a home vasectomy! Got a welders hammer, clamps, ear plugs (for the neighbors), etc! We all got a good kick out of that one-and he could actually use the content...!

Donald Lehman · Nov 30, 2016

My son gave his Aunt a roll of duct tape wrapped in a roll of duct tape. I gave my BIL and 500 pack of .22's.................................each shell was individually wrapped and scattered trough out a 3ft square box full of wrapping paper.

Wrapping a .22 shell and taping it is no easy feat, I can tell you. Of course we used plenty of tape to make unwrapping them a real chore also...............................

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