Seeing it's Halloween and all, this one seemed appropriate, and given the day, groaning is not only expected, it's encouraged!
Three vampires walk into a bar
Waitress says "what'll it be"?
First one says "I vant a pint of bloooood"
Second one says "I vant a pint of bloooood"
Third one says "I vant a pint of plasma"
Waitress says "Ok--so that's two Bloods and a Blood Lite"........
Three vampires walk into a bar
Waitress says "what'll it be"?
First one says "I vant a pint of bloooood"
Second one says "I vant a pint of bloooood"
Third one says "I vant a pint of plasma"
Waitress says "Ok--so that's two Bloods and a Blood Lite"........