Todays funny

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I am not sure about that. After all, my mother told me to always eat my vegetables. And corn by any description is still a vegetable.

Yes, they are just empty calories. But for nostalgia's sake, I always get a small packet of them at Halloween. I don't want to be one of those health nuts, dying at 93 from nothin'.

I have to agree personally, but my wife likes the things. But then I consider York Peppermint Patty's one of the most disgusting things to ever be considered food on this planet and my wife (and a lot of other people) like those, too, so what do I know? Lol!

It must have been at least 60 years since I had one of those. I don't think I bought it myself, so someone must have given me some. Don't miss those at all.

(quoted from post at 05:29:31 10/13/16) I am not sure about that. After all, my mother told me to always eat my vegetables. And corn by any description is still a vegetable.

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Actually corn is a grain.

Rick

Jon,

I enjoy "Today's Funny" and pretty much read it daily. How much time do you put into finding something worthwhile every day?

Thanks,
Paul

Not a lot of time, and it goes in streaks. I won't find anything for days at a time, then find a bunch in one day. Once I have them it takes a few minutes to edit out anything I think will be offensive and size them, then just post. Maybe 15-30 minutes average. I don't usually have to look since I like comedy and spend time there anyway and just catch what I think will work. When I run out and actually have to look it can be tough. Different sites do diffferent types, but they generally run similar, so after a while they het repetitive and that's when I run out and have to find new stuff. And of course some are just things that pass through my somewhat broken mind. Those are usually the ones made on "someecards". Been doing it for a long time because not long ago I deleted over 800 that I either posted already or didn't use for some reason. Some days it takes a while to decide which one goes on as I don't find any funny. Those are the hard days, when I'm having a bad day and nothing is funny. I still find it interesting that what I find real funny rarely gets much attention. Go back through them and if they get 2 or less responses it's likely I couldn't wait to post it. If it goes over big it likely sat on my computer for days or weeks waiting til I had nothing left. Lol. I also enjoy watching who finds what funny. I'm kinda getting to know who will like which type humor and try to mix it up so everybody gets some.

Yes, but candy corn plus peanuts tastes like Payday candy bar. Enjoy a few every year. Anyone like orange slices?

Yes.

they are just horrible why would anyone buy them?

Almost as good as a 5 cent bag of Planters Peanuts dumped into a 5 cent bottle of Coke. When you're making a dollar an hour, that was a fair-sized cut out of an hour's wages.

Right on about peanuts and candy corn. Just like Payday. Another good combo: taffy and pecans. Tastes just like divinity.

If anyone gets a chance, listen to Lewis Black's comedy skit on candy corn. It's funny.

Jon,
I usually don't respond in the morning BUT LOVE your funnies every morning!
Thanks for the effort of entertaining us,
Jim

Corn is a grass. It's seed,the kernals, are a vegetable.

Usually dont comment. But do enjoy. Laughed all day over the Dog Food Diet!!!