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jon f mn · Oct 7, 2016

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01gentdc · Oct 7, 2016

oh yeah ,,. that's the look

tomstractorsandtoys · Oct 7, 2016

I am not sure that is even funny. I know that feeling all to well.LOL That really applies to the owners of older combines. We run a Deere 105 and a 95. Thanks for posting. Tom

4520BW · Oct 7, 2016

more of the look when you are in the combine and nature calls and you have no toilet paper!

rrc300 u · Oct 7, 2016

I have e an uncle who I helped out alot when I was a teenager. He always told me when we were doing preseason checks on his combine "if you're not mechanically inclined when you buy one of these you either will be or ya won't own it long".

rrlund · Oct 7, 2016

Sounds or smells. The smell of leaking hydraulic oil is quite unique,but it always takes about a hundred dollars worth for the brain to register what it is.

donjr · Oct 7, 2016

I went hunting for some used tires at the junk yard last week and on the way home I came up on a 1660 in the middle of the main road home- and, one that is busy. There's oil all over the road, and a friend of mine standing by it with that look on his face. At least he wasn't far from home and dad and brother were on the way with a tow chain and tractor. One of the oil lines for the drive motor on the axle blew out....

Determined · Oct 7, 2016

Last time I made that face I had just come back from lunch and took a customers car out for a test drive.
A few blocks down the road the need to pass some gas after a big lunch came up.
With in seconds of doing what comes naturally I was mortified to feel a warm squishy feeling on my hind side and lower back, it was a tense few seconds until I realized the car had heated leather seats.

JDNewbie · Oct 7, 2016

(quoted from post at 23:50:41 10/07/16) Last time I made that face I had just come back from lunch and took a customers car out for a test drive.
A few blocks down the road the need to pass some gas after a big lunch came up.
With in seconds of doing what comes naturally I was mortified to feel a warm squishy feeling on my hind side and lower back, it was a tense few seconds until I realized the car had heated leather seats.

Now that's funny right there!

jon f mn · Oct 7, 2016

Ok, that cracked me up!

oleclint · Oct 7, 2016

Thanks ! That was GREATTTTT !! clint

2underage · Oct 7, 2016

I often wondered how I looked at the moment I heard the dreaded sound. Thanks for your great posts Jon.

Goose · Oct 7, 2016

There was a time when I was in sales that I went for a demo drive in a Chevy Suburban with a prospect. Five miles down the road, the transmission let go big time. We were able to limp back to the service department. It didn't turn the guy off, though. He came back and bought the vehicle after we replaced the trans. Actually, he got a good deal as he knew the vehicle had a new trans in it.

Goose · Oct 7, 2016

When you own a combine, you're never at a loss as to what to do in your spare time, cause you don't have any. Tinker work on a combine is never done.

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