Joke

37chief · Aug 29, 2016

Two guys applying for a farm job. Both equally qualified. The farmer says I know what to do. We will have a fishing contest, on the frozen lake. Who ever catches the most fish has the job. They each have their separate shacks on the lake. First day one guy catches 7 fish, the other guy none. Second day the same guy catches 6 more fish, the other none. The farmer says this is the last time, go out one more time. The guy with no fish, decides to spy on the guy with all the fish. He finds the farmer, and says the other guy is cheating, he cut a hole in the ice. It was funny to me. I am going nuts not being able to leave the house as my hip replacement is healing. Stan

rd 2N in mo · Aug 29, 2016

Good One Isn't that Sven and Ollie?

SweetFeet · Aug 29, 2016

Good one!

Hang in there - it seems with any injury or surgery, it about drives you crazy... then all of a sudden you "turn a corner" and healing goes much more quickly.

farmerwithmutt · Aug 29, 2016

Hang in there I'm just coming out of shoulder repair I split the rotator cuff in half. I know what you mean there's only so much tv you can watch . My blood pressure went nuts after surgery and still is. I started driving 3 days after surgery had friends grounded for the first day then on my own. Started walking and picking up rocks then started tearing out fence told that to the therapist he said you'll be sorry and a few more words. Just the other day he looked at me and said there's a woman that had the same surgery at the same time she has full range of motion (I've still got 10 degrees to go) and no pain then he asked what did I tell you? I was tempted to tell him I got a pile of rock out of the field and over 3/4 mile of fence cleaned and removed by hand but I think I'm in the dog house already. So keep that chair anchored down and feet up and good luck

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