Todays funny

jon f mn

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I used to think she couldn't tell one from the other, and move them around a little when I got another. I forgot that she could count pretty well!
 
I know a farmer who traded in his combine on a new one. He didn't tell his wife, figured she wouldn't know the difference. It almost worked, until one day when they visited someone she heard that person ask "how do you like your new combine"? Thank goodness she's forgiving (but was upset and I don't blame her).
 
When I bought that new discbine last year,the new carpet was on the living room floor before the discbine was even delivered.
 
If mom knew dad had bought a new gun, she would go on the warpath, so dad would slip around to me & say "I put the new gun in among all the rest. If your mother jumps me about it, tell her that its been here all along." She never believed either one of us.
 
Funny. Mine got a new sewing machine. Of course, I told her she could have a new broom.....
 

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