Todays funny

jon f mn

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Back when I was on the road selling farm equipment, I made a call to a farm that a brother and sister about my age ran. Knowone around the barns, but saw a tractor out in the back forty rakeing hay, so I drove out there. I wasn't paying much attention and the sister didn't notice me coming. I pulled up to her and she was topless. Didn't bother her much. She sliped on a T shirt and we did a little business. No not munkey business eather. We were all pretty good friends, and after that when I saw the two of them together, the brother would ask if I had seen his sister lately.
Loren
 
My Dad said he was making a service call(mechanic) to a farm, and the wife was running the cultivator topless. She came to the end row, got off and got her shirt off a fence post, and walked up to dad to give him directions to the repair. He never would tell who it was.
 
Went to a rural customer one day to pick up a lawn tractor. I had been there several times so their young son recognized me and knew who I was. I asked for his parents and he motioned for me to follow him behind the house. He yelled to his Mom as we rounded the corner and I realized she was sun bathing totally naked. She screamed and made a dash for the house. I always wondered if that poor kid got a beating after I left. LOL
 
A neighbor owned a farm acreage with a house he rented out. He went to the house to talk to the renter and knocked on the door. The renter (man) opened the door and he was buck naked. The renter didn't act the least bit ashamed during the conversation. My neighbor said he looked the renter in the eye for the whole conversation.
 

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