Garage rules

Geo-TH,In

Well-known Member
What do you think?
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Do you remember a show from the '80's called "Married With Children"? Al Bundy, whom almost nothing went right for turned his garage into a "man cave" where no one was allowed but men, his friends. Not even his wife, Peggy, and mostly not his wife, Peggy was allowed. He moved his old beat up Slant Six Dodge Dart out into the driveway and sealed off the door. He built a bathroom equipped with not just any toilet, but a "Ferguson" that when flushed used about a hundred gallons of water to flush and the immense pressure broke all of the sewer pipes in the whole neighborhood. Then he turned it into a club for "No Mamm" where only his buddies were allowed, after they took oaths and pledged allegiance to "No Mamm". And there was an episode where they kidnapped and tie-wrapped daytime TV talk show host, Maury Povich to a chair and made him repent for being to feminine on his show. My point is that you can make and enforce whatever rules that you want in your garage/man cave so long as you have your wife's permission first, or don't mind sleeping on an old sofa in that garage/man cave after you do...without permission. My suggestion? Put that sign up in one of your barns where the "better half" is least likely to visit because that way the mice and field rats that you may have to share an old sofa with, aren't as angry or strict when you do. Been there, done that.

Good luck.

Mark
 
Many years ago, I was wandering around a speed shop looking for some Holley carb parts when some psycho feminazi walked in and informed me in no uncertain terms that something would have to be done about the "racy" posters and calendars adorning the walls, thinking I worked there.

I wasn't NEARLY as civilized then as I have become in my old age, and I instructed her in great graphic detail what she could do with herself and she left mad as he77.

I got the heck out of there before any of the guys that worked there came back upfront.

I have wondered ever since if she ever came back with reinforcements and worked them over.

He, He, He!
 

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