Todays funny

jon f mn

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Had that happen with warm temps and a bottle of Cold Duck.
Left a partial bottle of Cold d Duck on the dinning room table at a friends house.
The next morning (New Years) before he awakened the sun heated the bottle and blew the
cork out shattering the big light fixture above it.
 
In 1957 when I was young and somewhat stupid as many teenagers were back in the day of the dinosaurs, I was a senior in high school. I had a 1949 Plymouth Club coupe. I had gotten a pair of fender skirts to go on it and they were the wrong color. Brown did not match the dark blue exterior of the car. I bought a can of spray paint but did not get it done that day. I left the paint lying on the back package shelf of the car. Next morning I went to school and parked in the sun. When I came out that afternoon the can of paint had exploded and I never got it all off the inside. That car had the pretty walnut grain look dash That Chrysler Corp.had in those years. What a mess it was. When I traded the car it still had some white primer in the car. Lesson learned the hard way that stupidity costs! Gene Davis Tennille, Ga.
 
Worst one I had was maybe ten winters ago. Had a Brand New can of medium green spray paint on the porch rail. Strong winds must have blown it off and down onto the flag stones. WELL it snowed like all get out that night and guess what I found with my big bad Gravely show blower???? It looked just like a cartoon when that sucker blew up going through the auger and paddles. BIG green cloud of paint. Pommmfffff!
 

I can imagine it was both upsetting and mildly entertaining. At least that hard to reach corner has fresh paint on it now ?
 
Years ago when fix-a-flat was new, a guy left a can in his trunk on a hot day (before they had safety plug in bottom), and it brew. Went up though the unused speaker cutouts in the back shelf of the late 60s / early 70s Chevy breaking rear glass, continuing along roof ripping out head liner, hit the windshield cracking it and knocking it out, and finally embedded in the dash, leaving a trail of green goo all the way.
 
We have a second refrigerator in our garage. Usually we don't use it in the winter. This year it stayed mild for so long I forgot all about emptying it out. When it finally did get cold we had several cans of pop explode in there. Several more were bulged right out to the limit but never blew.
 

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