Accosted at the mall by cute girl

showcrop

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• Dec 24, 2015

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And she did a great job of sucking me in and getting me to part with $160.00 for cosmetics. But you know what? I have the best gifts for my wife in years, and my daughter, and daughter in law, will be sooooo happy and impressed, that it will be worth every penny. May your Christmas go well, and may you remember the reason for this season.

 

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coshoo

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• Dec 24, 2015

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I stopped to check on the Traeger grills at Costco, and this cute little gal from Arkansas, with a delightful accent, parted me with my money, in short order. But the joke's on her- the grill works great, and I got a great price on it. I think.

 

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Animal

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• Dec 24, 2015

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After parting with a 160 clams, do you remember the reason for the season? LMAO

 

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davpal

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• Dec 24, 2015

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I had that happen one year with the gypsy girls that sell the nail care kits in those islands in the middle of the mall. She was selling a $20 dollar kit that she wanted me to buy for my mother or girlfriend and was very persuasive. When she was done it felt more like a strip club than the mall and I figured I OWED her the $20 for her time! I know I've wasted money on far worse things in my life.

 

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Chuck (CA)

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• Dec 24, 2015

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The kids all chipped in and bought me a Lil Tex almost 5 years ago. GREATEST. GIFT. EVER. You're going to love it. Don't toss the old grill out though. Traegers aren't known for doing a good sear.
Now go buy some Baby Backs and have a ball.

 

Goose

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• Dec 24, 2015

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I LOVE Southern accents.

 

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OldFarmTractor

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• Dec 24, 2015

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WARNING! SCAM ALERT! Be on the lookout for these two women. They are hanging out around the Jay-C
and Wal-Mart parking lots. When you are putting your groceries away they ask you for a ride to
McDonald's.They are very convincing and very hot! Once in your car this one takes her clothes off
and starts climbing all over you while she keeps you busy, the other one takes your wallet. I've
had mine taken on the 1st, 3rd, 4th and twice yesterday and probably two more times tomorrow. Wal-
Mart has wallets for $2.99,but I found some at the Dollar Store for .99? so I bought all they had.
These two harlets not only take your wallet, but you never even make it to McDonald's so I've
already lost 10lbs. Keep a lookout for them. ( I find lunch time and around 5:30 are the best
times)

 

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JOCCO

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• Dec 24, 2015

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Learn a few phrases in Japanese or Polish They will turn tail and run (the old speky non anglos routine) has worked for me for years. Went to Store got item (could see clerk haggling with customers over warrantee, donations yada yada) I went up with cash when she started, I was out the door WITH ITEM FAST!!!

 

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John T

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• Dec 24, 2015

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I get to our local mall about once every 5 or 10 years and was at some clothing store where I asked this cute girl about some jeans and she smiles and says to me "There's probably nothing in this store that you would like"

Olddddddddddddd John T

 

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Brown Swiss

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• Dec 24, 2015

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I just don't buy anything for her, I don't get the wrong thing that way

 

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Steve@Advance

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• Dec 24, 2015

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A few years ago there was a new optometrist chain store that opened here in the mall. It was heavily advertised. With a discount coupon in hand, I stopped in one morning. Out from the back room walks this little honey, micro mini dress cut so low it bordered on illegal! I showed her the coupon, asked what I needed to do to get some new glasses... Well, she didn't really know other than I needed to make an appointment. OK I can do that... But the Dr. wasn't in yet, I would have to call or come back later.

Then out walks another one, dressed just as scantily.

Then there was another lurking around the hallway...

Between the 3 of them I never got an answer what the cost would be, when to call back, how long it would take. I left, didn't go back. The place closed as quickly as it opened!

 

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Mark-Mi

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S.E. Mi.

• Dec 24, 2015

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Sounds like the little gal I bought five gallons of motor oil additive from while behind the shop. I dodn't know if the stuff was worth a darn, but it was some of the best money I ever spent.

 

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larry@stinescorner

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• Dec 25, 2015

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there was a beautiful russian girl named Nadis ,had a lunch truck that stopped at the jobs years ago,,wait in line ,,talk to her,,dump the coffee when done ... lol

 

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rhtx55

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• Dec 25, 2015

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I still do pretty well......everything goes along ok....until they call me "SIR". Pretty much a deal breaker.

 

T in NE

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Location

Cambridge, Nebraska

• Dec 25, 2015

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I wouldn't know. I can't find a way to justify $1000 dollars for a grill.

 

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David from Kansas

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• Dec 25, 2015

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Now that is funny!!!

 

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coshoo

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• Dec 25, 2015

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I can't either. I got the Jr. model, which is big enough for empty nesters (and will do 2 whole chickens at once). $200, marked down from $300, IIRC. And I liked the guarantee- buy a whole chicken. Take the outfit home, put the chicken in for an hour on high. If you don't like it, bring back the grill and we'll refund your money. We'll even refund you what you paid for the chicken.

 

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Ozlander

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• Dec 25, 2015

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(quoted from post at 08:04:13 12/25/15) I wouldn't know. I can't find a way to justify $1000 dollars for a grill.

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That's a lot of money to cook hamburgers.

 

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fixerupper

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• Dec 25, 2015

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Had one accost me in a store in Omaha. She was selling some gadget that looked like a curling iron only it was supposed to cook bacon as you pulled the bacon through it and strip the fat at the same time. She acted like she wanted to cuddle up to me to get me to buy her a drink in a bar. She didn't get a sale out of me but I admit she was good to look at.