Re: Todays funny

jon f mn · Nov 17, 2015

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LME · Nov 17, 2015

Good advice!!

Switchflicker · Nov 17, 2015

And "Don't Eat Yellow Snow"

w1ebb · Nov 17, 2015

"Don't lick the steak knife!"

Determined · Nov 17, 2015

Reminds me of back in the mid 90's a group of were in Vancouver for the Indy race.
We were at the machine getting our tickets for the Skytrain to take us down to the track.
One fellow in our group put his money into the machine and as he held out his hand where the ticket was to come out a Seagull high above let go of what must have been {well use your imagination]
It hit poor Peter square on the palm of his hand and splashed down his t-shirt, shorts and leg.
I cant repeat on here the words that came out of his mouth, we were all bent over in tears we were laughing so hard, to add insult to injury there was nothing handy for him to get cleaned up with and we had to run to get on the train before it pulled out.
Once on the train we still could not stop giggling and before long everybody on that car was smiling and having a good chuckle about poor Peters misfortune.

Sam Womer (PA) · Nov 17, 2015

Always turn the mixer off before you lick the beaters!

4520BW · Nov 17, 2015

Never pee on an electric fence no matter who tell you its not hot!

sms · Nov 17, 2015

One day at work a house sparrow got a coworkers bald head. He said, That dang bird could have done that anywhere in the county but he to go on my head. I cleaned it up the best I could.

n9lhm · Nov 18, 2015

Years ago I was working sign-off shift at a TV station. Middle of summer. Weatherman had said on the 10:00 news that we wouldn't have any rain for a week. Was unlocking my car and a bird got me between my glasses and my eye. In the dark, I thought it was rain, after the weatherman said it would be dry. Got in the car and saw it was purple

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