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jon f mn

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I hit my little toe 2 weeks ago and it is still black and blue. When I try to wash off the dirt, it really hurts. Seems like I would learn some tome. I have broken the one on my right foot 5 times and the left 3 times. And every time, I look like the one you posted today. OUCH!!
 
I stubbed mine on my left foot,on a rocking chair a few weeks ago. I about curled right up in the fetal position. I don't think I've ever had a stubbed toe hurt that bad before. Must be old age.
 
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hat experience, many years ago, changed my life! I NEVER walk around the house, not even bed to bathroom, without shoes. Never.
 
Got that beat, I never turn the lights if I get up to go to the bathroom, there's a night light in the kitchen on 99.9% of the time next to the sink. I went to bed early, got up in the middle of the night and was headed for the kitchen sink for a drink, light of when something took both legs out from under me, stuck my rt arm in the sink to hang on, turns out my wife emptied the dishwasher, left the door open on it, turned out the lights and went to bed. Ripped the 2 screws holding the washer to the countertop out, ripped the countertop and end lower cupboard off the wall about an inch, put 2 black knots on my shin bones and didn't enhance my attitude much either.
 

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