OT Bank Robbers

All of my neighbors kids got arrested for bank robbery this week. His married daughter and her husband drove the getaway cars, his two sons robbed the bank with shotguns. I never met them, the family kept to themselves.

Look up Martelle Bank robbery.

mega losers on drugs -- sshheeshsh

Sounds as if yo have a diverse neighbor hud.

Couple of weeks ago a dim-wit tried to rob a convenience store a few miles from here.

Watch what happens about halfway through the video, the guy ends up on the floor duck taped.
Would be robbers

Sounds like you're lucky you never met them.

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Sounds like bank robbing was not their only crime.

A couple of years ago there was a bank job north of me. They were caught a short time later and it turn out the driver did not know was going on. He said he was going to the casino and his buddy want to go with him but he had to stop to the local bank and make a withdrawl first. They caught them in the casino parking lot

The trailer is about 15 miles away, the two boys live with their dad near me.

About 35 years ago, one of our little local banks had a unique alarm system. If it was set off, it turned on a police style "bubble gum" light on the top of the bank building, and also rang a bell in the little grocery store close by. The elderly grocer had instructions to only observe the happenings, take appropriate notes, and call the police - absolutely NO attempted heroics. One morning the alarm went off, and the old grocer observed the suspects, got the license number and description of their car, and noted that the male was carrying what looked like a fully automatic rifle. That afternoon a deputy in a helicopter spotted the car and in the pursuit, the suspect rolled it in a ditch. He had a hostage by then, and he left the car with the hostage and the "fully automatic rifle". The female hostage couldn't stay on her feet in the muddy field. The guy decided to run without her and the deputy shot him and he went down. The deputy said, "He moved, and I shot him again". He wasn't about to let him get that "fully automatic rifle" in the game. Turned out the "fully automatic rifle" was a Ruger 10-22 with a military look-alike kit. Not to minimize the danger, but clearly not the firepower that it appeared to be. A lesson for all would-be crooks. If it looks like it's "fully automatic", there's a possibility that they'll only stop shooting when you quit moving.

Justice served.

Yep live just SW of Mechanicsville. I just say they weren't the brightest crayons in the box.

You are close to me, I am 1 mile NW of Mount Vernon.

Are you coming to heritage days parade?

A guy I went to school with was arrested for armed robbery. Get this He had red hair and his name is Ronald McDonald. Nearly busted a gut when I heard it on the news!
Ypop

Dont know anything about it. Will probably be wuite busy this summer with farm work and shows.

There is a parade, we usually get a half dozen tractors, always looking for more.

i live in SW Fl and this week thieves hit where all the money in town ends up;the ACE Hardware store. Employees collared both kids,who were stoned.

I used to work for a rendering company, one day I get a call from one of my Fat & Bone drivers, seems the police have him. The story goes like this, he was behind a grocery store having just finished a pick up when a guy jumps in the passenger side of the truck, points a gun in his face and says "drive ni&&er" He admitted he really didn't like being called that but since it was a big gun he allowed he'd let it slide. They drove a few blocks, the guy was real nervous and kept looking around, after a few blocks he made him stop the truck, he got out and ran away. The police show up, seems the guy robbed a bank in the shopping center the grocery store was in, the robber had this big plan to take a teller hostage and use her car for the get away, only when they got to her car he found out her keys were in her purse that was still in the bank. I'll give the guy credit that he was smart enough not to go back to the bank for the keys. He shoved the teller down on the pavement and runs, first thing he finds is out fat & bone route truck. Funny thing was this was the slowest truck in our fleet, we only ran Tampa and St Petersburg with it because it wouldn't run over 45 MPH. After that our driver allowed he was NEVER going to unlock that passenger door again.

Another genius that worked for me figured he'd be short on cash one week and when the paychecks came out he snuck into the office and grabbed an extra paycheck, happens to be a paycheck of a college student that worked for us part time. So now our hero has committed a Felony for the princely sum of about $80. But wait it gets better! Our hero decides he's going to be smart and go to the next town east to cash the check, you know where nobody knows him or the check's rightful owner. On his way to the next city he fails to notice something, a big farm, a used car lot, a self storage business, all with the same name, and gosh that name also matches he last name on the check he stole. He gets to the bank and fails to notice the name plate on the teller's window has a familiar last name, one that matches the farm, used car lot, self storage and stolen paycheck. The teller was a bit surprised, in the 20 years she's known her nephew she never noticed he was black. Really you can't make this stuff up.

Next door neighbors boyfriend worked for Five Guys Burgers a few years ago as a manager. He, his brother and a buddy robbed the place one evening for $1700. He let them in the back door, and another employee saw what was going on in the back, and ran next door to call the cops- who had a precinct right across the road. When Mack and Meyer left, they ran right into the local constabulary's arms. The neighbor was picked up two days later. Having stolen a car some ten years ago, he was already an ex-con, and just happened to have a pistol in his pocket. She left the kids with G-parents a few days later, and ran off with another loser. They were getting drug money by going door to door "hunting for their little lost dog". No answer, they burgled the place and headed for an out of state pawn shop. He has been in custody for a year and a half and is still awaiting trial. This is also his third time, so he is facing some really serious time this time. She got ten years in Motel Maryland....

Back when I was little, we lived two doors from a 7/11. One of the cashiers was a small, Oriental guy who was quite unassuming to look at. Anyway, he was on the store alone late one night when a guy came in and attempted to rob the guy at gun point. What happened next was sort of a shock to everyone. Turns out the cashier was like a 7th degree black belt, in some form of martial art. When the guy pulled the gun, he went from flatfooted behind the counter, to the other side of the counter in one move. He then took the gun from the would be robber, and forcefully put the guy on the floor, before calling the cops.

David G. when is the parade and what time it starts? Assume it is in Mt. Vernon?

We had some smart guys rob a bank down here. Sheriff chased them into the country. Where they turned down a dirt road. Road comes out about a mile down the main road. So they were easy to catch. Turns out one of the guys use to live on that road. He should have known better

sounds like the great Martinsburg WV Library robbery. Bunch from Wash. D.C. decided they were far enough from home to rob a bank, jump on the Interstate & home by 5p.m. to watch the news. Let off part of the gang in the center of town & told'em to rob the brick bank on the corner. Let'em off catty-cornered to the real bank so they went into the Library & commenced to rob it, apparently ignoring all the books around. People back in the stacks saw it & phoned police, who quickly rounded up the gang.

I was in Milwaukee one day, when a bank was held up about a half mile from where I was. Turned out that the robbers left the bank and turned onto the freeway to make their getaway - and promptly ran out of gas!

I will be the week after fourth of July, parade will be on a Saturday.

When I was in college, one of our students broke in to the local library, stole the overdue fine cash box, cut himself on the way out the broken window, left a blood trail Ray Charles could follow, was arrested, expelled, jailed facing deportation back to his home country in Africa, and deported. There was $0.63 in the cash box....Oh, he also happened to be the Chairman of the Young Communists on campus.

An old co-workers kids got arrested for bank robbery two weeks ago.Seems the kids were on heroin.

Drunken pickup driver hit a motorcycle, dragged it under the truck for a mile and a half before whole thing burst into flames. Fire personnel found cycle under truck after extinguishing the fire. Meanwhile police, ambulance called to a injured motorcyclist nearby. Drunk driver arrested. Son-in-law was her today sez yeah, he knew the drunk, went to school with him 20 years ago...

I know of a guy from Ohio who took a .22 rifle from a hood. While hobbling around on a sprained ankle.

The hood's buddies were casing the place so the clerk and the owner started laying hardware on the counter and explained just what would happen if they tried robbing the place again.

That was the end of any trouble right there.

(quoted from post at 16:17:19 04/09/15) All of my neighbors kids got arrested for bank robbery this week. His married daughter and her husband drove the getaway cars, his two sons robbed the bank with shotguns. I never met them, the family kept to themselves.

Look up Martelle Bank robbery.

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'm glad they are YOUR neighbors,... not mine.

Black woman rolls up to the drive thru window of a bank. She wants her money. The name is Alma Koone. Teller goes to my cousin and asks him, "Isn't that your Aunts Name?" Sure is, and we are not black either. She did not get any money.
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