Blond Joke

Two blonds driving down the street in Beverly Hills and pass a sod truck putting sod down in front of a house. One blond looks at the other and says I wish I was that rich! Other blond says WHY? Driver blond says There so rich they send there grass out to be cut!

Have a good blond joke post it. Bandit

That's a good one!

Here's one..

lol!

I take umbrage to blond jokes as my S.O. is blond. BTW, she knows the difference between they're, their, and there.

And blond and blonde? :>)

Allan

Bandit, You do know that there are only 5 blond jokes in the world, don't you?



The rest of the stories are true!

There is no difference.
See

Hey, Hey folks, been married to a blonde for over 35 years...... and, well, what can I say... If you take sugar and mix it with water does it have less calories??? :roll:
A blonde is walking on one side of a river and sees a blonde on the other side. She asks..how do I get on the other side of the river?
The other blonde replies.. oh you stupid blonde!! You are on the other side!

Me too! Only thing is after the 4 1/2 brain tumor was removed things changed and sometimes now reading and righting are a real pain at times, But I am still above ground! So its all good to me. Sorry about the spelling I don't mean to do that it just happens. Bandit BTW my wife is blonde too.

REALLY?





Sorry I think I had a blonde moment, or was that gas? Bandit

Bandit, you are one tough customer. Beating a tumor like that is a remarkable feat. Kudos to you.

Just to keep this on an agricultural note.

Seems like this subject came up awhile back, and I posted my favorite- but will do it again.

Guy gets on a plane, goes to his ticketed seat in first class section, and finds a gorgeous blonde seated there. He tries to show her his ticket, but she just says, "I'm beautiful, I'm blonde, and I'm flying to Hawaii, first class!"

He gets the flight attendant, she tries to clear up the mistake, and gets the same response.

She brings back the Captain, and he whispers something to the blonde. She gets a stricken look on her face, hurriedly gathers up her stuff, and heads back to Coach. Flight attendant says to Captain, "I'm impressed. How did you get her to move?" Captain replies, "I just told her if she wants to go to Hawaii, she'd better find herself a seat in Coach- because First Class is going to Cleveland!"

My son and a friend in high school were both blondes- they traded blonde jokes all the time. She had a bumper sticker on her car- "Blondes are not dumb!" Sticker was installed upside down. Should mention that son and friend were valedictorian and salutatorian of their class.

Lol, that's also a good one.!

Only male blond joke I've ever heard...

Three high steel workers, one of them blonde, were working on a high rise, and ate lunch together every day.

As they opened their lunches they would often comment on having the same thing packed for their lunch nearly every day.

One day the first guy opened his lunch, saw it was the same stuff yet again and said, "I'm so tired of this stuff, if I see it packed in my lunch box just once more, I'm going to jump."

The second guy opened his box, saw the same stuff, and commented, "I'm so tired of the same old stuff too. If I see it packed in my box just once more, I'm going to jump right behind you."

The blond opened his box, and just like the others saw the same old stuff packed for him. He too commented that he would jump if he saw the same stuff even once more.

The next day, the first guy opened his box, saw the same stuff once again, so he stood up, and jumped to his death. The second guy opened his box, saw the same stuff, and following the first guy, jumped to his death. The blond guy opened his box, and he too saw the same stuff yet again, so he also jumped to his death.

At the funeral the three wives were talking about what happened. The first guys wife commented that she really felt responsible for her husbands death. She said she had heard her husband fuss many times about getting the same old stuff, and had even heard him comment that he would jump if he didn't start seeing something new packed from then on. Given that she got in a hurry and packed the same old stuff yet again, she really felt responsible for what happened.

The second wife said she had heard pretty much the same comments from her husband. She too felt responsible for her husbands death since she had been trying to be frugal and packed him the same stuff yet again.

The two women looked to the blonde guys wife for her comments when they had finished talking, each with a look of expectation on their face, to hear a story much like their's.

Instead the blond guys wife looked back and said, "What are ya'll looking at me for, HE PACKED HIS OWN LUNCH EVERY DAY..."

Have you heard about the blond that had a black and blue belly button?

Her husband was blond, too.

A blond walked into a receptionist's desk and said loudly "I would like to order a cheeseburger, large fries, and a Coke." The receptionist said "This is a library."
The blond then whispered "I would like to order............."

A blond was out in the middle of a field in a rowboat rowing along. Another blond was passing by and saw this. She immediately screamed out that there was the reason that people thought blonds were dumb. Then she hollered "if I could swim, I would come out there and slap you!"

A blind guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says
"Hey, I got a great blond joke!"

The bartender says "Before you tell that joke, you should know
that the guy setting next to you is a blond body builder, the
bouncer has blond hair, the owner has blond hair and I happen
to be a blond myself. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?"

Blind guys says "Hell no! If I have to explain it four times it
would take all the fun out of it!"

Or this:

A police officer was following a car that was weaving about going down the road. So he pulled up beside her, noticing that she was very blond. He then noticed she was crocheting something so he ordered her to "pull over". She responded, "No, it's a scarf."