OT: Health care funny

Medicare - "Part G - Nursing Home Plan"

If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Part G.

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun (Part G) and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians. This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison where you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, s__ change, or heart? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home. And....you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it. And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes.

Is this a great country or what?

Now that we've solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week!!

Yep, that's the way it works nowadays. Tempting, ain't it?

why only 4 bullets.dont think theres a limit on politicions

After just doing my taxes and how much more I now owe and how little I make I'm seeing why so many choose that path !!!! You sure as heck can't get ahead trying to play by the rules.

The govt will take one back as a tax.

If you can't get ahead playing by the rules, good luck not playing by them.

The harder we work to improve our selves the more we are penalized,,waste our money and lives doing and selling drugs and we can get free housing,food and health care,,"How in the world did this all get started"?? And better yet "How can we reverse it"??

Sad But True!
Ypop

I might be willing to provide my own bullets for that project. :lol: