screwloose
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I was driving down the road. I caught something out the corner of my eye, looked over and there was a chicken running beside me. It looked like it had 3 legs. I looked at the speedometer and was doing 40 mph. I said the heck with this. I sped up to 60 mph. The chicken was right there with me. By that time there came up a road to the left and the chicken made a fast left and darted down that road. I thought I have to see where that chicken is going. I slowed down, turned around and went down that road but by then the chicken was out of sight. A little ways down the road I came up to a farm and the farmer was in his field right along the road. I stopped and asked him if he saw a chicken go running by. The farmer said yeah, that was one of my chickens. I said that chicken looked like it had 3 legs. The farmer said yeah it has 3 legs. I've been breeding them to have 3 legs. We all like to eat the legs the most and we were always fighting over who would get to eat one. I said well how do they taste. Farmer said, I don't know i've never been able to catch one.
