Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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LOL

Winston Rothschild had some great slogans for his septic sucking service. Things like "If your eyes are stinging,my phone should be ringing".

The old boy over in Crossville has printed on his septic pumper truck"A good flush beats a full house anytime."

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There was a garbage company in Grand Island, Nebraska, back in the 70's/80's that had "Satisfaction Garanteed, or double your garbage back", on ther trucks......

I saw a sign on a septic pumper in Florida that said "Weddings Catered".

there was a drill company who's slogan was " your hole is our goal "

I saw one on a septic truck that said " We haul milk at night", kinda lost my taste for milk for the rest of the day

On my local septage hauler's truck:

"When you flush, think of us"

Local septic tank truck her is yellow/black and is called "The Stool Bus"

Slogan spotted on a septic pumper in northern Ontario: "Your sh*t is our bread and butter"

"We screw the other guy and pass the savings on to you"

At the local weld shop

Saw one on the back of a local porta potty truck called Island Johnnys "Drop a deuce in our blue juice".

I was rolling with laughter and could barely drive the last couple of blocks home.

Leonard

the best one of all

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

made me chuckle. so true.