An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages
on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the
husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and
she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing,
send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you
are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your
tears. I love you."
The husband text back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the
husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and
she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing,
send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you
are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your
tears. I love you."
The husband text back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
