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carl reitnauer

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my sometimes g/f just got back from shopping for me. I caught immortal H*** for my paper consumption. How many sheets do you use per job?
 
You must not be on septic. I preach to everyone here for life or the night - don't put more paper in that tank than it can get away with!

Just enough to protect your fingers!
 
As many as it takes! TP is not a place Im willing to cut corners. Boots, bullets, beds, brakes, tires, and tools are pretty high on the list to.
 
an old county gentleman walks into a drug store wanting some creme for a rash on his rearend. the druggist, cleaning his fingernails with a pair of trimmers looks at him and said "if you old country folks wouldn't use a corncob for cleaning you wouldn't get a rash". the old gentleman looks at the druggist and replies "well if you young city slickers didn't use such thin toilet paper you wouldn't be cleaning crap out from under your fingernails either". seriously, down here in the sotuh, for a family of 13, one regular sears catalog for a 2 holer, purt near a year. may have to dig a new one this year though. in the summer time its too close to the back door and in the winter time its not close enough. more seriously; there are some things women may share but not men.
 
(quoted from post at 01:10:15 02/16/14) As many as it takes! TP is not a place Im willing to cut corners. Boots, bullets, beds, brakes, tires, and tools are pretty high on the list to.
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Amen!
 
I have heard the person in the next stall pull what sounded like about 4 ft off of the roll. I personally use three or four squares and double them over. I continue as needed until the job is done. Is this one of the "JOKE is on ME" questions.
As a friend will say, "Too much Information".
 
Next time you go to the reading room, put a little TP in your shirt pocket and make sure she sees it when you come out. When she asks why you have TP in your pocket, just tell her you only used one side and plan to use the other side later.

It worked for me when I got the same complaint.
 
we are on septic and use whatever the job requires for paper. Then we put into a covered waste basket and once a day goes to burn barrel. Unless someone has a foolproof way of producing the same stool every time then sometimes it will take 4' and sometimes 2' WTF???? Sometimes ya might opt for a quick shower! Sometimes you might even "lose" a pair of shorts! Literally, "$hit happens"
 
An old indian went in the trading post and asked for toilet paper and said "Me no want John Wayne paper". When asked why he said "rough, tough, take no chit off indian".
 
(quoted from post at 21:53:38 02/15/14) It's official.We've ran out of things to talk about.Come on spring!!!
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I believe that wadders use lots more TP than folders. :p
Maybe you're a wadder and she's a folder.
BillL
 
THANK YOU for your post! SWMBO of 32 years and I don't always see "eye-to-eye" and, after reading your post I am SO grateful for that!

She has never worried about how much TP it takes to wipe my sorry a$$, and I have never questioned how much TP it takes her to complete the various and sundry tasks females need to do that would be TMI for me!

YAMMV!
 
Ask GF if she wants to put up with you using less. Seriousley, if this bothers her, and you stick with her, you are in for a life of He11
 
Two sheets or two hundred, whatever it takes to get the job done!

In a lot of countries, TP is way too expensive for the average person. In Egypt, all homes have a water tube in the toilet to use to wash your backside. Can't say I ever got used to that.
 
I try to use the least amount possible as catalogs are getting hard to come by. Seriously in my younger years that is what we used.
 
carl reitnauer; I recall my grandma's (on the farm) favorite outhouse season was just following peaches coming out in the grocery store...same here.
 
You know why Col. Sanders didn't use toilet paper...it's finger licking good!

When the g/f complains you never take her out or buy her anything, just explain that all the money is being spent on installing a bidet. Either that or after every time you use less paper, offer to make her a sandwich.
 
(quoted from post at 02:01:10 02/16/14) I have heard the person in the next stall pull what sounded like about 4 ft off of the roll.
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I stopped at a rest area in Alabama to drop a deuce. Guy in the next stall reeled of what sounded like several feet of tp. Next thing I knew he was reaching under the divider with a handful of (unused) tp and said "do y'all need some paper? I have extree". Trying not to laugh too hard I said no dude, I have plenty.
 
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