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Nancy Howell · Jan 30, 2014

What has more lives than a cat?

rrlund · Jan 30, 2014

A frog. It croaks every night. yuk yuk yuk

donjr · Jan 30, 2014

O'bummer care
??
?

Nancy Howell · Jan 30, 2014

You got it!

Allan in NE · Jan 30, 2014

Shouldn't that be spelled with a 'd'? :>)

Allan

Mike (WA) · Jan 30, 2014

So, Nancy and rrlund, what else do you remember about 5th grade? LOL

oldtanker · Jan 30, 2014

Hey don't pick on them about 5th grade, it was their favorite grade. They like it so much they each spent 3 years there.......

Rick

Jiles · Jan 30, 2014

Remember this one from Second grade--My young grandchildren really liked it----
What's Black and White and Red all over?

A NEWSPAPER

Spelling would give it away--- LOL

Fordfarmer · Jan 30, 2014

The Wisconsin answer to that is 'A sunburned
Holstein'.

SweetFeet · Jan 30, 2014

LOL. Good one!

I figured rrlund nailed it as soon as I red his reply.

donjr · Jan 30, 2014

A pregnant nun.....

thurlow · Jan 30, 2014

Well, you shouldn't call me Nancy and Randy, but what I remember: Mz. Pierce reading "Casey At Bat" and the emphasis on "Strike One the umpire said". We had to talk to someone in the room on a make-believe telephone; we didn't have a phone/I'd never talked on a phone....kinda stressed me out. Also had to tell the plot/story line about a movie we'd seen. My folks had started attending a fundamentalist church and we were told we would go to HAIL for going to the movies, dancing, wearing makeup (for the girls) etc. I was able to recall an old Abbott and Costello movie I'd seen before we were enlightened and was able to recall enough of it to get by.

oldtanker · Jan 30, 2014

(quoted from post at 09:54:39 01/30/14) Well, you shouldn't call me Nancy and Randy, but what I remember: Mz. Pierce reading "Casey At Bat" and the emphasis on "Strike One the umpire said". We had to talk to someone in the room on a make-believe telephone; we didn't have a phone/I'd never talked on a phone....kinda stressed me out. Also had to tell the plot/story line about a movie we'd seen. My folks had started attending a fundamentalist church and we were told we would go to HAIL for going to the movies, dancing, wearing makeup (for the girls) etc. I was able to recall an old Abbott and Costello movie I'd seen before we were enlightened and was able to recall enough of it to get by.

Was that in the 2nd or 3rd year of 5 grade :lol: :twisted: ?

Rick

thurlow · Jan 30, 2014

I was a good student; wasn't afraid of the teachers, but my dad would've beat the hell out of me for getting in trouble in school. NEVER got in trouble.......did I mention why?

rrlund · Jan 30, 2014

Oh man! You don't want to know. We had our 40th reunion a few months ago and one of the gals asked me and my best friend if we remembered what we all used to play every recess in the 5th grade. I hadn't thought about it in years but was glad she remembered. My best friend didn't remember a minute of it but I wonder if he was just too embarrassed to admit it. The rest of us sure got a kick out of talking about it though.

Like I said,you don't want to know.

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