What to feed to sad cows....

Zachary Hoyt · Dec 29, 2013

Sighledge, evidently.
Zach
sighledge machine agure

samn40 · Dec 29, 2013

And if you want them to hear better, you feed them HEY!
LOL.....Sam

Bruce from Can. · Dec 29, 2013

What a Bargin!

farmerwithmutt · Dec 29, 2013

omg does that bring back memories rear unload wagons pipe holding the door up forking by hand good thing osha wasnt around. allis was also differnt ball hitch and pipes were odd size

paul · Dec 29, 2013

Had to actually think on that one a bit, funny!

Phonics is alive and well.

Paul

EricInSEI · Dec 29, 2013

I just knew it had to be craigslist.

larryanderson · Dec 30, 2013

Spelling can be like young people texting you have to think a little sometimes.They had a spelling bee at the museum and needed a couple more people so I got elected and to everyones surprise I out spelled a couple doctors and teachers and ended up winning all on a high school education.I still type with one finger and wish many times I had tried harder in school.I can out figure most young ones before they can get their calculator out using simple math and struggled with Alegbra in school. My daughter was valedictorian and Cs were my common grade except Ag & shop.

Anonymous-0 · Dec 30, 2013

Phew! I thought I had the worst pun on here, glad that title slipped away!

showcrop · Dec 30, 2013

$600.00 and a little know how and you are set-up to feed your heard.

SweetFeet · Dec 30, 2013

Saw a cute one on ebay:

A "sentiment" bowl... guess it is for people who really feel emotional their tractors.

Spelling errors are so easy to make - I do it myself on occasion. But I can appreciate the humor in them.

farmerwithmutt · Dec 30, 2013

my dad bought a cow at a sale simmental somehow he could never say it right it came out sentimental. my dad just loved cows and i know she loved him me well we hand milked and should never make a beef into a dairy cow

SweetFeet · Dec 30, 2013

That"s a cute story.

My MIL worked at a business that merged with another business. She would always talk about when the two "EMERGED"... which always gave me a silent chuckle in my mind - because the two words have opposite meaning.

todd hamilton · Dec 30, 2013

grid a little cannabis in there and it will perk the cows right up! great milk too!

Mike (WA) · Dec 30, 2013

Had an elderly neighbor who was real excited about the Santa Lacrudis cow he bought. She seemed a nice enough sort, and didn't seem to mind what he called her.

PJH · Dec 30, 2013

"heard"

Reminds me of that old Abbot & Costello comedy skit:

Lou: Look at all those cows out there! Get that big bunch of cows!

Bud: Not bunch, herd.

Lou: Huh?

Bud: Cow herd.

Lou: I beg your pardon?

Bud: Cow herd!

Lou: Cow heard what?

Bud: Not heard what! Cow herd!

Lou: Cow heard what? I said look at that big bunch of cows out there!

Bud: Not bunch, herd! Herd of cows!

Lou: Certainly, I’ve heard of cows, you dope!

CH(upstate,NY) · Dec 30, 2013

That's scary. Clinton is where my great uncles had their dairy farms. My grandfather had the bottling plant in New York Mills.

T in NE · Dec 30, 2013

I don't think it's a spelling error, it's more likely auto-correct substituting a more common word when they type it in on their phones, and they don't look it over to make sure it's right, even knowing how auto-correct can mess things up. It turned "foul" into "poultry" on my sister last week.

She hates her phone as much as I hate mine.

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