APHORISM - A short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation, or a general truth.
1) The nicest thing about the future - it always starts tomorrow.
2) Money will buy an excellent dog, but only kindness will make it wag its tail.
3) If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have much sense either...
4) Seat belts are not as restricting as wheelchairs.
5) A good time to keep your mouth shut, is when you are in deep water.
6) Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark, to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7) Business conventions are important because they prove how many people a company can operate without...
8) Why is it that at class re-unions, you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9) Scratch a cat or dog and you will have a permanent job.
10) There are no new sins, it's just that the old ones now get more publicity.
11) There are worse things than getting a call from a wrong number at 4 a.m. - It could be the right number!
12) No one ever says, 'It's only a game', when their team is winning.
13) Have you reached the age where 'Happy Hour' is a nap?
14) Be careful about reading the small print - there's no way you are going to like it...
15) The trouble with bucket seats is that not everyone has the same size bucket.
16) Have you thought that in 40 years we will have old ladies running around with tattoos and rap music will be the golden oldies?
17) Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than a Chrysler
18) After 60, if you don't wake up aching at every joint, you are probably dead...
19) Always be yourself, because the people that matter don't mind... and the ones that mind don't matter anyway.
20) Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.
Finally, politicians and nappies should be changed often and for the same reason.
1) The nicest thing about the future - it always starts tomorrow.
2) Money will buy an excellent dog, but only kindness will make it wag its tail.
3) If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have much sense either...
4) Seat belts are not as restricting as wheelchairs.
5) A good time to keep your mouth shut, is when you are in deep water.
6) Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark, to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7) Business conventions are important because they prove how many people a company can operate without...
8) Why is it that at class re-unions, you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9) Scratch a cat or dog and you will have a permanent job.
10) There are no new sins, it's just that the old ones now get more publicity.
11) There are worse things than getting a call from a wrong number at 4 a.m. - It could be the right number!
12) No one ever says, 'It's only a game', when their team is winning.
13) Have you reached the age where 'Happy Hour' is a nap?
14) Be careful about reading the small print - there's no way you are going to like it...
15) The trouble with bucket seats is that not everyone has the same size bucket.
16) Have you thought that in 40 years we will have old ladies running around with tattoos and rap music will be the golden oldies?
17) Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than a Chrysler
18) After 60, if you don't wake up aching at every joint, you are probably dead...
19) Always be yourself, because the people that matter don't mind... and the ones that mind don't matter anyway.
20) Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.
Finally, politicians and nappies should be changed often and for the same reason.
