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jon f mn · Dec 20, 2013

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charlespretzer · Dec 20, 2013

Ain't that the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phil Scarborough · Dec 20, 2013

That certainly applies to me!!

BAnNC · Dec 20, 2013

Brings to mind the famous saying about a Redneck's last words,

"Ya'll Watch This!"

JD Seller · Dec 20, 2013

In my case any more it is more like this:

The MIND says go for it!!!

My body says HE$$ no!!!!

LMAO

farmerwithmutt · Dec 20, 2013

im sure thats what the therapist said about me when she asked if i was having trouble with one arm and i said only with the chainsaw!! there is one person that informed me you just want to mess up a very expense and painfull operation i just told him hey the nurses are cute.

rrlund · Dec 20, 2013

Needs one more line: "Now hold my beer".

howdy1960 · Dec 20, 2013

at only 53, works for me

Wheat Farmer · Dec 20, 2013

Oh yes I need one of those signs. So true at this time, but will check again after my 70th birthday in a few days. LOL

Prawn Farmer · Dec 20, 2013

Some more famous last words per the tappet brothers:

** It's fireproof.

** He's probably just hibernating.

** What does this button do?

** It's probably just a rash.

** Are you sure the power is off?

** The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

** Pull the pin and count to what?

** Which wire was I supposed to cut?

** I've seen this done on TV.

** These are the good kind of mushrooms.

** I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

** Let it down slowly.

** It's strong enough for both of us.

** This doesn't taste right.

** I can make this light before it changes.

** Nice doggie.

** I can do that with my eyes closed.

** I've done this before.

** What duck?

** Well, we've made it this far.

** That's odd.

** Don't be so superstitious.

** Now watch this.

Also:
** Aw. . . what cute baby bears! Wonder where the mommy is?

Anonymous-0 · Dec 20, 2013

seems like I get along on the same credo ,,,and I sure do need a sign like jons

JerryS · Dec 20, 2013

Add: "Bubba, hold my beer."

Dick2 · Dec 20, 2013

A few more:

If I actually learned from my mistakes I would be a genius.

If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out of it's nose?

There are 3 sides to every story: My side, his side and the truth.

If winning isn't important, how come they keep score?

How did Tarzan stay so clean shaven?

Better by far you should forget and smile than to remember and be sad.

Friends help you when you move; Real friends help you when you nove the body!

I have a computer, a bed & pizza delivery. Why should I ever leave the house?

730 virgil · Dec 20, 2013

that bull is as tame as a kitten won"t hurt a fly.
what they forgot to say as bobcat kitten

super99 · Dec 20, 2013

I told my son, my brain is writing checks my azz can't cover.

JOB · Dec 21, 2013

Those might be last words from members of the optimist club.

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