today's funny

jon f mn

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Reminds me of a T Shirt I saw once. Front said top ten reasons I procrastinate. Back had the number 10 on it!!
 
I bet you got the cabin heater running, HeHe. I just got off the phone with Bro. It is -15F there this morning. We are at 48F this morning. Heat wave!
Loren
 
Hard work pays off in the future but laziness pays off now.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
S. wright
 
63 right here just east of Indy, but it's suposed to drop starting about now and ice tonight. I'll be gone before then tho.
 
Shucks, I'm late again. Couldn't find that danged Round To-it. When I find it I'm gonna nail it down so I can find it easier next time. lol

Doc
 
dgasper:

Definition of "procrastinator" :

Could a , Should a , Would a , done it; but you couldn't get A Round To-it .


Doc
 
Grew up hearing the story of a Great Aunt that had to write a 5 page report for school. She had waited until the night before and didn"t have a thing on paper yet. Finally she wrote the title LAZINESS on the top of page one, then went page two through five with the word CONTINUED.....Needless to say the story also went that she failed that paper, but the teacher did get a kick out of it for sheer ingenuity.
 

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