A Prescription for Revenge

Anonymous-0

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All this talk aboot Bookface, reminds me of sumthing dat I red.

A woman went into the pharmacy and told the pharmacist she wanted to buy some cyanide to poison her husband. The pharmacist told her that he can't sell her any cause its against the law.
She pulled a photo oot of her purse that showed her husband and the pharmcist wife in a bar together.
The drug store man looked at the photo and said,"you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
 
Reminds me of a story that an old Game Warden told me years ago. He was telling that when he had his first assignment 100 miles or more from here he got a call one night that there was a car in a hay field and the caller was a farmer who said he had closed the gate on them. He wanted somebody to come out and take a look. He said when he got there,one of the local attorneys was helping the druggist's wife over the gate. He said he went in to the drug store a few days later and she yelled up from the back "Mr Rowe gets 30% off on everything". He said he got that discount all the rest of the time he lived there along with a Christmas Card from the lawyer every year.
 

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