Went over to the neighbor's this morning.She is not feeling well,just checked on her.She is a big woman,rather 'top heavy'.Anyway,she was was wearing a old 'holey' T-shirt and no bra.The T-shirt said "Matched Pair" on the front..It was all I could do to contain myself-not laugh.She had no idea,I'm sure....
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retired farmer
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You behave yourself!
pete black
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knew of an elderly lady that lived alone and enjoyed gardening. slim lady and as she aged she became even thinner. gardening she would use a 5 gal. plastic bucket turned upside down to sit on. one day she failed to turn it upside down and when she sat down her hips and butt went down into the bucket effectively doubling her over. there she sat, feet off the ground floundering in the bucket until someone heard her hollering and helped her out out.
Mike in Mn.
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Kind of like two cub bears in a gunny sack??
4020deereboy
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Yikes
Anonymous-0
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Ya better watch it Steve, it could bee ba boobee trap
Tony in SD
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As I was walking into a store, a rather attractive top heavy lady was exiting with a Tee-shirt that was imprinted with a box of "Milk Duds". Made me smile wondering if she knew.....
tomtirediron
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Along the same lines...drove up a 1/4 mile driveway to let landowner know we were doing road construction work on their driveway culvert.
Knocked on door at farmhouse and little girl about 6-7 years old answers, Me-"hi is your Mom or Dad home please" Her- "MooooooM! from the back of the Ford pickup 50' away and obviously not having heard my voice sets up Mom who had been working on 0 tan lines. My face was red for 2 hours!
Knocked on door at farmhouse and little girl about 6-7 years old answers, Me-"hi is your Mom or Dad home please" Her- "MooooooM! from the back of the Ford pickup 50' away and obviously not having heard my voice sets up Mom who had been working on 0 tan lines. My face was red for 2 hours!
Billy Shafer
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We have a young lady down here that shoes horses. She can put shoes on me anytime.
Saw a t shirt on a well built girl one time. Said I have bounce. She was telling the truth.
Saw a t shirt on a well built girl one time. Said I have bounce. She was telling the truth.
Goose
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Once when our daughter was about 12 and we lived in town, our daughter subbed on a paper route for a neighbor gal while the neighbors went out of town for the Christmas holidays.
On a Sunday morning, the weather was yucky. Coupla inches of new snow and temp about zero. I told Amy we'd load the papers into the cab of my pickup, she could take one side of the street and I'd take the other, and we'd get done in a hurry.
It was like 5am, still pitch dark. To get to the front door of one house, I had to walk across the driveway past the garage door. There was a row of eye level windows in the garage door and no vehicle in the stall next to the house.
Just as I was walking past the windows, a light came on in the garage and the lady of the house walked out into the garage without a stitch of clothes on. I put the paper where it belonged and got out of there.
I said afterward, either they had a heated garage or she had a heck of a tolerance for cold.
On a Sunday morning, the weather was yucky. Coupla inches of new snow and temp about zero. I told Amy we'd load the papers into the cab of my pickup, she could take one side of the street and I'd take the other, and we'd get done in a hurry.
It was like 5am, still pitch dark. To get to the front door of one house, I had to walk across the driveway past the garage door. There was a row of eye level windows in the garage door and no vehicle in the stall next to the house.
Just as I was walking past the windows, a light came on in the garage and the lady of the house walked out into the garage without a stitch of clothes on. I put the paper where it belonged and got out of there.
I said afterward, either they had a heated garage or she had a heck of a tolerance for cold.
Years ago I walked in a shotgun mill house to remove a telephone after a customer moved out. Customer said the door would be unlocked and the house empty. Well I knocked and got no answer so I went in. About half way thru the house customers niece walked out of the bathroom wearing nothing. I said phone man coming after the phone. She smiled and I turned red and headed for the door.
BAnNC
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Headed for a mountain jobsite, crooked highway, crossed a little hill, started around a curve and just on the left side of the road was a woman hanging clothes on the line with only her shorts on. Bout didn't make it round the curve.
showcrop
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As a member of the fire dept. rescue I saw a few things. One of the most memorable was when a member's young beautiful wife had an attack of a female problem that totally incapacitated her, and she was in the shower. I was the first one there and she was hyperventilating and pretty much hysterical and not at all concerned about her appearance. I got her a paper bag to breathe into and then got a towel over her. Pretty soon her fingers uncurled and she was thinking I was next thing to an ER doctor. When the ambulance got there we managed to preserve her modesty all though she didn't appear to have much. She had been raised in Sweden. We got her onto the litter, then put a blanket over the towel, and pulled the towel out nice and slick. But then she started to pitch a fit because the wool blanket was scratchy on her skin, and tried to pull the blanket off. So heres three guys and this petite babe wrestling over the blanket, us trying to keep it on and her trying to get it off. Finally somebody asked do you have a sheet handy? She told where to get it so we let her have the blanket off just long enough to get the sheet over her to preserve us poor first responders' dignity.
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