Bad Start To The Day.

Adirondack case guy · May 30, 2013

I headed out to the garden this morning, and unknown to me, the wifey's lap dog was rite behing me. I slamed the back door shut, and cut the dog's tail off.
Had to load the wifey, the dog, and the remainder of the tail into the PU, and drive 31 miles to Wal-Mart, as they are the largest Retailer in the US.
Loren, the Acg.

JCinKY · May 30, 2013

Ha ha ha...

I got it. Took me a minute...but I got it.

Too funny :lol:

Keep em coming.

Anonymous-0 · May 30, 2013

Best post this down beelow in the basement, Ya know Put it on tales. Pun intended.

Adirondack case guy · May 30, 2013

I got you on the celler, but I know all you guys come up for some warmer and fresher air frequently. LOL
Loren

Anonymous-0 · May 30, 2013

Yeah all that bs starts to smell after while.

formerly ny bill · May 30, 2013

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

samn40 · May 30, 2013

I had to read it twice as I though you were so rude calling your wife 'the dog' then on the second read I noticed it should have read 'the wifey AND the dog' LOL
good one anyway .... it made me laugh even though you missed some 'detail'!
Sam

Paul from MI · May 30, 2013

My laugh for the day, especially after I had to explain it.

Hoofer B · May 30, 2013

We could play pin the tail on the dogey.

oleclint · May 30, 2013

OH DEAR , That took a reread and a few minutes to sink in! Thanks, clint

Wayne in MN · May 30, 2013

Ouch!

rabbit-1 · May 30, 2013

Yeah, a very short tale.

dr sportster · May 30, 2013

So now the poor dogs tail is made in China?

RBnSC · May 31, 2013

Wow that is as CORNY as some of my material.Love it.
Ron

Bret4207 · May 31, 2013

That was BAAAAAD!

Tim Barnes · May 31, 2013

(quoted from post at 12:04:17 05/31/13) That was BAAAAAD!

ahhh, it was goooood! I bit one it like a redbeast on a cricket. Thanks Bret, I needed a laugh.

yak651 · May 31, 2013

I'll have to tell my wife that one. You guys will most likely think I'm nuts but about 3 months ago the neighbors farm cat was over while I was outside with my dog. Some back story, since my dog was a puppy these two hang out all the time when he is outside. She is a cool cat and follows me around the yard and hangs out with me in the garage. Anyhow, it was winter and cold, so I have the service door to the garage open as I throw the ball to the dog. The cat is walking in and out of the door while we are doing this. My wife comes home and opens the garage door, either the wind or the back pressure sucks the service door closed and catches the cats tail in it. Well instead of waiting for me to get the door open, the cat pulls away with about 3" in the door. Off to the vet, about 2 hours latter I have a $500 farm cat that isn't mine....

Anonymous-0 · May 31, 2013

woof that in mind, say goodnight, gracie!

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