Holy crap! I had the daylights scared right out of me! I"m on the wifes laptop right now. My computer screen went white,then I got a screen that said my computer files had been seized by the FBI. Said it had been used for illegal activity,including things that mean hefty fines and serious jail time! The thing had the seals from Treasury and the FBI,the whole bit. When I stopped shaking and got my vision back,I called the internet service provider. The guy just calmly told me I had the FBI virus,if I"d bring it in they could clean it out,but it"ll take at least a day or two.
I"m telling you what,I"d better not ever get my hands on the lowlifes who write those things. Like I told them at the place where I dropped it off,the kind of things they were accusing me of are the kind of things that get you a divorce!