A Redneck And His Pet Fish

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don"t need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o"mine down to the lake and let "em swim "round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take "em home."
"What a line of baloney....you"re under arrest."
The redneck said, "It"s the truth, Mr. Gov"ment man. I"ll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

MORAL OF THE STORY:
We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain"t as dumb as some government employees.


Whizkid
 
I had an Old Timer friend who was a hunter.
He would just shove a handfull of shells in His
jacket and go hunting.
There was a C/O that harassed Him quite a bit.
One day when Art was Duck hunting, His favorite C/O shows up and starts checking ammo with a magnet. He finds a lead shot in Art"s ammo and
Art say"s "Let Me check it with My magnet"
The C/O hands it to Him and He agreed it was lead shot, Then promptly throws it in the river.
Looks at C/O and say"s "What Shell!"

R.I.P. Artie

Steve A W
 
Redneck in Texas gets pulled over by the State Trooper.
Trooper walks up to the truck and asks if the RN is in a hurry.
Naw, just my usual pace.

Trooper asks: Got any ID?

Redneck: About what?
 
Redneck decided to poach on a private lake. Owner found out and sicked the Warden on him.

Warden shows up and the guy is fishing.....with dynamite.

Warden starts reading him the riot act about criminal trespass and illegal fishing means and on and on.

Redneck listens while being distracted by something. Next thing you know he sticks a lighted stick in the Warden's hand and he asks the Warden:

You going to talk or fish?

Mark
 

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