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OT: More on the Higs Boson (Joke)

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Bill Radford

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Heres one for all the "Big Bang " show fans:
A Higgs Boson showed up for church one Sunday morning. The priest refused to allow him to enter, because in his opinion anything called the "God Particle" was highly sacreligious and should not go into the church.
The priest promptly got a call from the Archbishop telling him to allow the Boson to attend church.
When asked why, the Archbishop said that a physicist friend told him that "without the Higgs Boson you don't have Mass"
 
Good one, but a person might need Catholicism background and a liitle physics understanding to get it.
 
A proton walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets it up, the proton downs it in one gulp and sets the empty glass down. The bartender says 'want another?' The proton says 'no.' The bartender asks 'are you sure?' The proton says 'I'm positive.'
 
Okay, here's one for those of us who are physics-impaired:

A termite walks into a saloon and says, "Hey, where's the bar tender?"
 
Three neutrinos were walking down the street, two walked into a bar, the third saw it in time and ducked!!! :lol:
 
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