Texas midget (joke)

DeltaRed · Mar 1, 2013

A texas midget goes to the doctor,"Doc, my balls hurt".Doc gives him an examination.Doc says"I can fix this with a big pair of scissors".TM is TERRIFIED! Snip,snip,snip."All done".TM pulls up pants,walks around,"Doc! I havent felt this good in 20 years!!What did you do? Doc:"I simply trimmed the top 3" off your boots...

RickieBlue · Mar 1, 2013

I hate them tall boots...........LOL

ShadetreeRet · Mar 1, 2013

LOL! But I didn't think there was anything small in Texas!

da.bees · Mar 1, 2013

(quoted from post at 23:03:36 03/01/13) LOL! But I didn't think there was anything small in Texas!

And for the most part,you are correct. Although the little guy is only 6'3",he wears size 20 western boots which reach almost to his knees. :shock:

Tx Jim · Mar 2, 2013

All right guys ease up on the Texas jokes as this is Texas Independence Day :wink:

Mike (WA) · Mar 2, 2013

Version I heard was a midget Irish cleaning lady- "Ay, Doctor, I get a terrible pain in me privates, but only when it rains. . ."

Hay_Man · Mar 2, 2013

HPV?

Mike (WA) · Mar 2, 2013

Wonder if that's why Nancy Sinatra always walked kinda funny. . .

Texas midget (joke)

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