Funny married joke!!!

JD Seller · Feb 14, 2013

Husband takes the wife to a disco.
There's a guy on the dance floor doing it all - break dancing, moon-walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says:
"See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says:
"Looks like he's still celebrating!!!

samn40 · Feb 14, 2013

Funny but true! (maybe)JDseller
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'
Sam

redneckpulling · Feb 14, 2013

now thats funny

Funny married joke!!!

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