Larry NEIL
Well-known Member
This is not the type of Redneck jokes we hear, this is beautiful.
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
Take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
Values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
Before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
Choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
Made of . If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends.
Y'all know who ya are...................
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You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
Be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
The 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
Instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
Someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
Hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
Veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
And you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
Raised your kids to do the same.
Some of you are so old you don't have elders to respect.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
A friend.
You might be a redneck if: You believe in God & Jesus
And believe that others have the right to believe in which
Ever God they believe in as long as their God does not
Tell them to kill anyone who does not believe the same
As they do!!!!!
Ya don't hafta own a TRACTOR to be a REDNECK, but it helps!!
