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donjr

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

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Please send $100 to me immediately for golden pot full of Black Friday coupons worth millions. Coupons will be mailed promptly on reciept of funds. Thank you in advance, please.

 

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ohiojim

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

• #1

my check's in the mail.....

 

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twostepn2001

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

• #1

I'm little short of cash right now. Go ahead and send'em to me and I'll pay ya out of all the money I save with the coupons.

 

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John T

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

• #1

Would be okay if just I send you my full name, mothers maiden name, SSN, Address, DOB, I'm also short on cash right now????

John T

 

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S.Crum

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

• #1

Now why didn't I think of that !?!?

 

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MarkWV

Member

• Nov 23, 2012

• #1

Dont really like to shop, could you please purchase the million dollars worth of items, will arrange to pick them up at your place, will pay you $500.00 dollars for them, will direct deposit this in you account after items are picked up, just need your account number to transfer funds to you, HONESTLY

 

MarkB_MI

Well-known Member

Location

Motown USA

• Nov 23, 2012

• #1

Remember, "I before E, except after C". Otherwise folks might think English is not your first language.

 

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John T

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

• #1

Yo Mark, Did you forget the rest of that quote????????????

",,,,,,,,,,,,OR when sounded as ay as in Neighbor or Weigh"

Thats how I remembered that wayyyyyyyyyy back from grade school and thats been twenty years or moreeeeeeeee lol

John T

 

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Anonymous-0

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

• #1

I can offer the same deal for $75...a 25% savings

 

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ericlb

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

• #1

would you like that in pesos, or rupees? i can make both

 

Gambles

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

• #1

A few years ago, Zimbabwe printed a $100 trillion dollar note. Will that do?

 

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Matt in WA

Member

• Nov 23, 2012

• #1

Bill it to the Current administration and his Secretary of the Treasury--they're guaranteeing us Economic Recovery??......sorry; coudln't resist!

Matt

 

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MSD

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

• #1

I've got a million dollar bill with Bill Clinton's face on it. If I send that to you, will you send the rest of the money back to a friend of mine whom I owe some too? Thak you,
Sincerely Robert from Nowhere Near H.ere

 

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Dave in GA

Member

• Nov 23, 2012

• #1

Write to The President of the United States. He"ll give you a handout.

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

 

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Old Roy

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

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Black Friday was invented for folks that spend all day before, giving thanks for all they have,the privilege to go out and trample someone to death so they can buy more . Go Figure ??????????

 

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willie in mn

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

• #1

And the most common exceptions are "Neither foreign financier seized either species of weird leisure".
Willie

 

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The Dukester

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

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What about "weight"? Yeah there are certain exceptions......English can be a "pistol" sometimes, huh?

 

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CenTex Farmall

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

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A Nigerian oil prince is sending me a large sum via check. As soon as I cash it I be sure and send it.

 

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Fritz Maurer

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

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I have a $3 bill with Bill Clinton's face on it...

 

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Anonymous-0

Well-known Member

• Nov 23, 2012

• #1

It will certainly help if there is no newspaper handy or a twig.