Anybody else like limericks?

Anonymous-0 · Sep 2, 2012

There once was a man named Clyde
Who fell down an outhouse and died.
His unfortunate brother
Fell down another
And now they're interred side by side.

60 acre hillside · Sep 2, 2012

In junior hi I learned a lot of them but they are not fit to tell.

gtractorfan · Sep 2, 2012

Like Burma Shave signs.

Goose · Sep 2, 2012

There was a young lady named Cass,
Who had a magnificent a$$.
Not rosy and pink
As you probably think,
But was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.

Uncle Ernie · Sep 2, 2012

The was a young lady from Kent.
Who's nose was incredibly bent.
One day she chose to follow her nose,
Now nobody knows where she went!

Mike (WA) · Sep 2, 2012

I was wondering if my favorite was fit for prime time- ran it up the flagpole, and our censors decided it wasn't. Pity. It's pretty funny.

Owen Aaland · Sep 2, 2012

There once was a lady from niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger
They came back from a ride
with the lady inside
and the smile on the face of the tiger

JerryS · Sep 2, 2012

There's this old standby:
A gentleman dining at Krewe
found quite a large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout,
and wave it about
or the rest will be wanting one too."

Then there's one about a man from Nantucket, but I can't remember just how that one goes.

Anonymous-0 · Sep 3, 2012

There once was a young man from Westphalia,
who painted his a$$ like a dahlia.
The color was fine,
the drawing divine.
But the smell was a terrible failure!

Bet this one goes POOF, too!

larry@stinescorners · Sep 3, 2012

There once was a man named Bernie
He took us on a limerick journey
Everyone enjoyed it on tractor talk
Not one person typed a squawk

larry@stinescorners · Sep 3, 2012

there once was a man named Dave 2
he liked to match his purse with his shoe

Greg K · Sep 3, 2012

With great people skills
and looks that could kill
......

Anonymous-0 · Sep 3, 2012

It, not that they aren't fit to tell, It's just that you may end up in ell.

larry@stinescorners · Sep 3, 2012

and his replies are mean
to any tractors that are green

Greg K · Sep 3, 2012

If offended then F you

jbp · Sep 3, 2012

He lit a match
to check the gas tank
thats why they call him
skinless Frank
Burma Shave

Goose · Sep 3, 2012

There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who went to he11 in a bucket.
When he got there,
and they asked for his fare,
He gave them the finger and said "F>>>>>>".

larry@stinescorners · Sep 3, 2012

Im not offended, I like your limericks !

Anonymous-0 · Sep 3, 2012

There was a young man from Boston,who went out and bought himself an Austin. There's room for your a$$ and a gallon of gas,but his ba--s hung out and he lostem.

Drill · Sep 3, 2012

There was a young man from New Zealand
who had a particular feelin'
He jumped on the bed
and stood on his head
And put footprints all over the ceillin'

barnE · Sep 3, 2012

There was a young lady from Lynn, who was so exceedingly thin, that when she assayed to drink lemonade, she slipped through her straw and fell in. Dave

Anonymous-0 · Sep 3, 2012

The correct version is:

There was a man from Boston
Who bought a baby Austin
There was room for a$$ and a gallon of gas
but his feet stuck out and he lost them.

Anonymous-0 · Sep 3, 2012

Speaking of outhouses...

Here I sit in solemn bliss
Listening to my drizzling _iss
Now and then a _art is heard
Followed by a thundering _urd

Anonymous-0 · Sep 4, 2012

Continuing on that theme.
Some people come here to sit and think.
whilst I come here to ? and ?.

jwmfarms · Sep 4, 2012

Another on outhouses/restrooms!

Here I sit, in stinking vapor,
The last man here used all the paper.
My bus is due,
I can not linger,
I guess must just use my finger!

Anybody else like limericks?

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