Are any of you guys a neat nut???? Best friend is!!!

JDseller

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I posted this over on the tool section by accident/brain fart/old age. LOL So it is posted twice.

My best friend in the world is this way. He has a 1999 Ford 250 that only has 33K on it. The truck has never set out side since he owned it. It only has 33,000 miles on it. You could eat in the bed. It does not have a scratch anywhere on it even in the bed. HE has a goose neck hitch in it. HE made a rubber mat to lay around the hitch so the safety chain will not scratch the bed.
He is kind of a funny guy. He jacks his tractors up over the winter and puts them on blocks so the tires don"t have flat spots on them. Combine too. HE even parks all of the equipment in his machine shed on strips of carpet as he does not want them to leave black marks on the concrete. LOL. I have seen him down on his hands and knees scrubbing the shed floor with a scrub brush to remove an oil spot. I don"t mean a puddle I mean one single spot. He has equipment that is fifty years old but it does not have a single leak on it anywhere. I have torn down equipment completely to replace a seal that might leak a drop a week. If he owns it it will be clean and dry. LOL

His wife is the same way. She mops the kitchen floor before and after every meal. She came over and helped my first wife while she was fighting cancer. We had an old tile floor in the kitchen. My Grand Mother had it put in when I was a kid. The floor was white forty years ago but it had yellowed over time. It was not yellow after the she cleaned the house a few times. She some how had it back sparkling white. The kids would not go into the house when she was cleaning. They complained that she would scrub them so clean it hurt. LMAO She is a great woman. I am surprised that they allow the dirt out in the fields to be not kept neat. LOL

They did milk cows for fifty years (they are in their mid 70s now). The milk inspector used to joke that the barn was dirtier after he left than before because he had walked in it. LOL The wife kept the ally ways mopped. I mean where the cow came into the tie stall barn. After the cows came back in to the barn she would scrap the manure into the barn cleaner and then mopped the walk ways. They kept all the floors in the barn painted battle ship gray. They where kept clean too. Never had a high cell count or a bad batch of milk in all the time they sold milk. They only had had forty stalls. They are not what "modern" milking has become. They had every cow named and could tell you when she was born and who her whole blood line was. They brushed the cows down every day. Claimed that it kept the cows cleaner so the milk counts where better.

I will not even go into their garden. Lets just say a bug or weed is not safe there. LOL With them not doing any live stock farming any longer, just crops, they have the time to make everything PERFECT. So it is.
 
lol!!...I'll just do a copy / paste thing and reply HERE also:

I've had the pleasure of staying in several "farm B & B's" in Great Britain. Animals housed close to house...paved / concrete laneways between barn bldgs...NO Odors...and NO CHIT...in the lanes.

What you and JD are calling attention to REALLY is just how "dirty" and messy / cluttered we Americans are.

I'm NOT a neat freak...and feel sad about it sometimes when I can't find a wrench or get "dirty" from walking by a tractor, etc.

JD...thanks for the posting!! You're a "neat" guy for putting it up. (bad pun maybe...no apology, though!!)

Rick
 
Wow! Not to sound too ugly and heartless but one day their (old) equipment would be awesome to own!! Would not have to do a thing to it!!
On the other side, jacking up certain things or taking some tires off to prevent them from aging prematurely while equipment is outside is not a bad idea..... I have a few pieces of equip. that I took the tires off... won't run off that way and I can do with a few less tires, and those will last a little longer...!!
But I do not do the other things. One thing I am curious about is how they manage to do all that? Their and my day has only 24 hrs....!!????
Curious in OK.
 
Can they come over to my buddies place. He has let his place go over the top with junk. He isn't a hoarder.... or wait a minute.... maybe he is. He has so many vehicles full of fine collectables, like NEWSPAPERS. There are piles of old computer consoles and monitors.. OUTSIDE. He keeps buying trucks that he doesn't do anything with other than create moss farms. However, he is a great neighbor like your neat nut.
 
Sounds a lot like an outfit I used to work for (USAF) we were kinda obsessive about leaks, dents and scratches on aircraft. I often wonder how some of those folks dealt with bullet holes and other battle damage on the aircraft during war. I've known other people like that would put 6000 plus hours on a tractor and you'd think it was still new. I also noticed these were the same kind of folks that didn't spend much time in the field broken down, maybe a connection?
 
If you take the exact opposite of everything you said about this guy - then you've just described me.
 
I see nothing wrong with being neat, clean, organized, and taking good care of stuff, I wish I did a better job myself. BUT I also feel with limited time having a job, home, and family that a person has to decide what is important to be doing with your time. For example, keeping your house and shop in order saves a lot of frustration and grief when needing to find something, but washing the truck every time you drive in the lane and get it dusty is a waste of effort to me.
 
We had a neighbor that always bought new equipment. As soon as he got it home, he washed it and had his wife Simonize the whole machine before he put it in the machine shed.
 
JDseller - There should be MORE people is this country like your neighbors! Sit outside a Wall Mart for awhile watch people and you will see alot of what is wrong with this country! MANNERS-SLOBS-OBESE-CIGARETE FLICKERS- GUM AND THRASH THROWERS---the list goes on! I wish I lived next to your neighbors-maybe we can trade,I only live 40 mi. from you.
 
JD would you like to sell your house? I would like a neighbor like yours. You are one lucky son of a gun to have a neighbor like that.

Years ago I was in a service business where I would have to go into peoples homes. Most were decent but a few were absolute pig pens where it was hard to imagine how they could make a home into a dirty shanmbles. I felt like I was poluting the out doors when I left those places and had their filth on my feet and clothes.

BTW, your house isn't a filthy pig sty is it? I would have to burn it down and build my own if it is.
 
Five kids, three daughters and two sons. They have a collie dog that sleeps on the back porch in a dog bed. She will stop at the steps if she is dirty and will wait to be washed/cleaned up before she will step on the walk or porch. Yes they have trained her too. LOL. The funniest thing is they do have a house cat. HE lets her vacuum him off every morning. The cat also does not use a litter box. He goes in the commode and flushes it. Heck he is better trained than my Grand sons.

I need to send my kids over for a remedial course in being clean and organized. LOL Wife says I need to be trained the first time.

I went over a few years ago to pick him up to go with me. He loves to ride around and see the country that he did not get to while he milked. The county had graded the gravel along the pavement in front of his place. He had a rake and wheel borrow out picking up the grass clumps out of the gravel. This is in the county road not his drive way. He went with me but I noticed a few days later he had gone along his whole property and picked up the grass clumps out of the gravel.

They are early risers. They get up a 4:30 am and never have seen anything after 9:00 pm at night. They do own a TV but no computers or even a VCR. My Mother says that their parents both all had show places too.
 
I am not that bad but i do like to have things in order.Must be the German/Swiss in me.

Vito
 
That surprises me. Usually the work load of a family trumps getting all the details around the farm taken care of. I wonder if I could send my kids over for lessons to? Same with the cat. He doesn't wipe his feet when he comes in the door. Hmmm... I see a business opportunity here. Maybe a guy could start up a new business. How to be a neat nut in 30 days or your money back. I can see best-seller books on the shelf and info-mercials on TV. I'd do it myself but I've got to much clutter around here to get myself organized. Besides that I don't have the time. The dogs teeth need to be brushed and the cat needs vacuming.
 
I am the exact opposite! Had a major rain storm come through here, a week ago Saturday. A lot of rain in a little time. Wall of watter came down the holler behind the house. Just opened the front door to let it wash on out. Never flooded that bad before. About 4-5 inches of water in the house.
 
Had a neighbor that opened the fence so HIS neighbor could run cows. Henry a duchtman mind you just had 40 acres and aJD A restored that was his dads, a dairymen, and told me Homer (his neighbor) had to get the cows off because he got sh&&t on his tires and was tied of cleaning it off.
 

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