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You know your a red neck whennnnnnn.

(quoted from post at 21:25:38 04/15/12) You know you're a redneck when you've been married 3 times and still have the same in laws
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And the inlaws are your aunt and uncle at the same time :roll:

The degree of redneckicity would be determined if you married the same girl 3 different times or were married to each of 3 (at different times of course)......
 
I had a relative who married the same woman 3 times...And divorced her 3 times. I think he was married 5 times total. Alcohol was involved!!
 
you own a 30 by 80 butler building, 2 fairly new semi tractors, 2 john deere tractors, 4 pickup trucks, and there all parked around a "house" that still has the wheels on it and some old ones up on the roof too
 
Ummm.... did that once too. Didn"t know it until too late though.
Had dated older sister a few times, didn"t really work out but no real hard feelings either. She liked me more than I liked her - could see she would be a bit of a wack job - future nut case.
About a year later met this younger girl at a party and things go pretty good. Call her couple days later. we make a date, she gives me directions... going to her house to pick her up, I am having this feeling that I"ve been here before. Still not realizing it though.
Yup... older sister answers the door. That was the shortest date I"ve ever had. Took her to dinner and right back home. Made some excuse about the car"s front end going bad (it was, but not that fast...).
I don"t know what or if they talked before or after the date. All I know is nothing good was ever going to come of that situation.
In my defense, they did have a very common last name, so never crossed my mind before the date. Oh, and younger sister was much better looking...
 
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