Mike in MI
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A couple fighting
A couple had been fighting about either buying a new vehicle or an old tractor for several weeks.
He wanted an old tractor to use around their place…She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any old tractor, but she was determined to get her way.
“ Look” she said. “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds.
Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up, so surprise me!”
He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Nobody has seen or heard from him since!!
A couple had been fighting about either buying a new vehicle or an old tractor for several weeks.
He wanted an old tractor to use around their place…She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any old tractor, but she was determined to get her way.
“ Look” she said. “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds.
Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up, so surprise me!”
He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Nobody has seen or heard from him since!!
